A John Wick
The most legendary dog lover in history. He would literally kill a hundred people just for messing with his dog.
My dog got hit by a car and I would’ve killed the whole neighborhood if I were John Wick.
My sister’s cat got adopted by some guy and I said, ‘If I were John Wick, I’d come for him.’
My neighbor’s dog barked at me and I thought about killing him.