A Johnny Guapo
A guy who's so obsessed with you he'll do ridiculous things just to make you feel special. He'll call you every hour, bring you snacks, and act like you're the only person on Earth.
He called me at work and said, 'I miss you so much I can't breathe.' I was like, 'I miss you too, but I can still breathe.'
He showed up at my house with a cake that said, 'You're my favorite person, even if you're a pain in the ass.'
He sent me a voice note at 2 AM saying, 'I love you so much I might explode.'