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A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you cut all the hair down there and it looks like you just got a tattoo of a turtle on your snatch.
I shaved my vagina so clean it looked like a turtle’s butt.
My snatch is so bald it feels like I used a razor and a hot guy’s enema.
I trimmed my pussy so hard it felt like I got a surprise from a baby.
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A Fresh Baldy
A fresh baldy is when you rip off all your hair down there and it looks like you just got a facial from a hot guy and you question your life choices.
I shaved my snatch so hard it felt like I got a facial from a hot guy.
My vagina is so clean it looks like I got a surprise from a baby.
I trimmed my pussy so fast it felt like I got an enema from a hot guy.
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A French exit
When a guy poops in a girl's mouth and she licks it all the way back in and then he shits in her butt and you end up eating her pussy with your face full of your own poop
My guy friend did this at the prom and I still haven't forgiven him.
She kissed the poop like it was a love potion and then he pooped in her butt like it was a surprise party.
I saw it happen in the mall food court and it was the worst thing I've ever seen.
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A French exit
Bailing before the fun starts and making the other person look bad for not noticing
He left the party before the cake was even cut and no one noticed until the cops showed up.
She ran out before the karaoke started and everyone just stared at her like she was a ghost.
He left mid-sentence and the DJ had to play a whole song about him.
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A French exit
Running out mid-romp without paying and leaving the other person with the bill and the mess
He left before the bill came and I had to pay for his poop and his pride.
She left before the dessert and I was stuck with the bill and the guy who pooped on me.
He bolted before the check came and I got stuck with the mess and the tip.
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A French exit
Shitting in a girl's mouth and then she licks it back in and everyone else just watches in horror
He did it at the movie theater and I got stuck with the popcorn and the poop.
She licked the poop like it was a new flavor of ice cream and I had to clean up after her.
He did it in the elevator and now the whole building smells like regret.
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A French exit
When you eat poop instead of cum and everyone's confused and grossed out
He ate the poop like it was a dessert and I had to clean up after him.
She threw up after the poop eating and now everyone knows what happened.
They turned the poop eating into a competition and I lost.
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A French exit
Leaving before the cleanup and getting caught with the mess still going
He left mid-poop and got caught with the mess still coming out.
She ran out before the cleanup and got caught with a big mess on her face.
He left before the cleanup and the whole party smelled like regret.
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A French exit
Drinking all the wine and then leaving with the host's wife and everyone else is left with the mess
He drank all the wine and then took the host's wife and left me with the mess.
She drank the wine and then ran off with the host's wife and I had to clean up.
He drank the wine and left with the host's wife and the whole party got drunk on regret.
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A French Nub
A French nub is a smug, cheese-loving, baguette-eating guy named Jules who thinks he’s fancy and will yell at you if you mess up his food.
Jules threw his baguette at me when I tried to eat it with ketchup.
He called my cheese 'disgusting' and said it was 'not French enough.'
He refused to talk to me for a week because I used a sandwich instead of a baguette.
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A French Nub
A French nub is a guy who thinks he’s the king of France and will only eat cheese and baguettes, no matter how much you beg him.
He turned down my pizza because it didn’t have cheese on it.
He yelled at the waiter for bringing me a sandwich instead of a baguette.
He called me a 'nub' because I didn’t know the difference between Camembert and cheddar.
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A French Nub
A French nub is a guy named Jules who thinks he’s better than everyone else because he eats cheese and baguettes, and he’ll tell you so in the nastiest way possible.
He told me I was a 'slob' for eating my baguette with ketchup.
He called my cheese 'a disgrace' and said it wasn’t even French.
He screamed at me for eating a baguette with a sandwich.
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A French Nub
A French nub is a guy who thinks he’s the only one who can eat cheese and baguettes properly, and he’ll give you a hard time if you don’t.
He gave me a hard time for eating my baguette with a fork.
He told me I was a 'cheese traitor' for using cheddar instead of Brie.
He refused to speak to me for a day because I used a sandwich instead of a baguette.
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A French Nub
A French nub is a guy named Jules who thinks he’s the most important person in the world because he eats cheese and baguettes, and he’ll tell you he’s right.
He said I was a 'nub' for eating my baguette with a burger.
He told me my cheese was 'not French enough' and I should be ashamed.
He yelled at me for using a sandwich instead of a baguette.
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A French Bowl
When a woman straddles your face like a saddle and you French kiss her butt while it's still warm from the oven.
My cousin’s girlfriend did that to me and I still haven’t forgiven her.
He was too busy French kissing her butt to notice the fire alarm went off.
I asked her why she did it, and she said, 'Because your face is a good place for a bunghole.'
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A French Bowl
When you stuff weed (or anything else) into a bowl and smoke it like it’s your last meal before prison.
I packed the bowl so full it looked like a Christmas tree.
She threw a handful of weed into the bowl and said, 'This is gonna be legendary.'
He put a whole bag of weed in the bowl and laughed when it caught fire.
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A Free China
A Free China is China made by China but with no rules and lots of swearing
"A Free China? That's just China with a bad attitude and no bedtime.", Jake, 12
"China made by China? That's like a toddler making soup with a hammer.", Mrs. Chen, 4th grade teacher
"Free China? That's just China on a break from being a communist pig.", Liam, 6th grade
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A Free China
A Free China is a place where China talks in two languages and isn't a communist jail
"Taiwan is like China's little brother who doesn't want to be bossed around.", Mia, 5th grade
"Free China? That's like China with a personality and a job.", Mr. Lee, 6th grade
"A Free China is China with a voice and a choice, not a scream and a leash.", Zoe, 6th grade
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A Free China
A Free China is a country where China isn't a communist pig and has a democratic government
"Taiwan is like China's version of a democracy with a lot of yelling.", Max, 6th grade
"Free China is China with a brain and not a bologna sandwich.", Mrs. Smith, 6th grade teacher
"A Free China is China's version of a democracy and not a communist meatball.", Sofia, 6th grade
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A Fredstad
A Fredstad is when you screw your family like a bunch of rats in a trash can. It’s the worst kind of inbreeding, and it’s named after a kid who got bonked by his dad for years.
My uncle married his niece. That’s a Fredstad if I ever saw one.
My cousin had a baby with his aunt. Classic Fredstad vibes.
My grandma had a fling with my grandpa. That’s a Fredstad right there.
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