A French Nub
A French nub is a guy named Jules who thinks he’s the most important person in the world because he eats cheese and baguettes, and he’ll tell you he’s right.
He said I was a 'nub' for eating my baguette with a burger.
He told me my cheese was 'not French enough' and I should be ashamed.
He yelled at me for using a sandwich instead of a baguette.