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Daemond
A guy's butt crack that only the gayest of homos dare to talk about and laugh at
Hey Daemond, I saw your butt crack in the mirror and I died laughing
Daemond, you're the reason I came out of the closet
I just stared at Daemond's butt crack for 10 minutes and I still can't stop laughing
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemond
The most adorable boy with hair like a fluffy pillow who thinks he's the worst but we all know he's perfect
Daemond, you're like a fluffy pillow but with a brain that thinks it's broken
I saw Daemond today and I just wanted to hug him and tell him he's amazing
Daemond, you're the cutest but you don't know it and that's just sad
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Targaryen
The hottest Targaryen who burns things for fun. Wears a hood like it's a fashion statement. Loves his niece so much he’d probably murder someone for her.
Daemon just walked in and the room went silent. It wasn’t because he was hot. It was because he looked like he could murder everyone in it.
He wore a hood like it was a cape. And he probably could’ve killed the whole room with it.
He told his niece he’d kill someone for her. He didn’t even flinch when he said it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Targaryen
A Targaryen who doesn’t follow rules. He burns stuff. He wears a hood. And he’s obsessed with his niece like she’s the last piece of pizza.
He didn’t follow orders. He just went on a burning spree and called it a day.
He wore a hood like it was his second skin. And it probably was.
He would’ve killed someone for his niece. And he still would’ve done it for a piece of pizza.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Targaryen
A guy who looks like he could take over the world. Wears a hood. Commits crimes that make other people look like they’re just being annoying.
He looked like he could take over the world. And he probably would’ve if his niece hadn’t distracted him.
He wore a hood so cool it made other people look like they were wearing hats.
He killed people for fun. And he probably still would’ve done it just to make his niece happy.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Prince
A smelly demon from the Chaos Wastes. It needs a dumb worshiper to take over and get its powers.
My cousin got possessed by a Daemon Prince. Now he screams at tacos.
The priest at the church got turned into a demon. He now preaches with a chainsaw.
My dog tried to worship Chaos. Now it's a half-dog, half-demon mess.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Prince
A gross Chaos demon that takes over weak humans to get its strength back.
My mom became a Daemon Prince after eating too much pizza.
The teacher got possessed and now gives homework with fire.
My brother turned into a demon because he couldn't beat his older brother at video games.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Prince
A Chaos demon that needs a stupid human to control so it can do evil stuff.
My neighbor got possessed and now throws eggs at my house every day.
My dad turned into a Daemon Prince because he lost a bet.
My pet goldfish became a demon. It now swallows my socks.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Brown
A chunky friend who lets his junk hang out and chows down on weed like it's going out of style
Yo Daemon Brown, you look like you've been living in a couch and eating snacks for days.
Daemon Brown just walked in with a bag of weed and a look that says 'I don't care.'
Daemon Brown's got the worst fashion sense and the best weed habit.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Brown
A fancy way of saying you took a dump and it was extra dramatic
I did the Daemon Brown and it felt like I was ending a whole movie.
She did the Daemon Brown in front of the whole class and nobody laughed.
Daemon Brown happened during lunch and now the trash can is crying.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Bomb
A Chaos Marine tactic where they get a bunch of tough and fast bikers to charge at the enemy like a crazy, loud, stinkin' meatball of hellfire.
My Chaos Bikers just went full meatball and exploded 3 squads of Space Marines. I'm proud.
Daemon Bomb? More like Daemon Stink Bomb. It smells like hell and it hits hard.
They didn’t just charge, they screamed, they yelled, and then they exploded. It was beautiful.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Bomb
When Chaos Marines get all worked up and ram into the enemy like a giant, sweaty, angry meatball made of fire and curses.
Daemon Bomb? More like I threw a meatball at your face and it hit like a ton of bricks.
My Bikers went full meatball and I got 20 points for it. You’re welcome.
They didn’t just charge, they exploded and I laughed. A lot.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Bomb
A way to make the enemy cry by sending a bunch of fast, tough Chaos Marines to ram into them like a giant, smelly, angry meatball of doom.
My Bikers just meatballed into the enemy and I got 10 points for it. You're lucky.
Daemon Bomb? That’s just my Chaos Bikers throwing a meatball and I’m not even mad.
They didn’t just charge, they exploded and my opponent cried. That’s the best part.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Ash
A7X's first bassist who got kicked out after one lousy year because he couldn’t keep up with the band’s crazy energy and looked like a soggy taco.
"Daemon Ash? That guy lasted one album before getting axed. What a disgrace."
"He was the bassist who got replaced because he was too weak to handle the metal madness."
"Daemon Ash got tossed out because he looked like he just ate a whole burrito and fell asleep on the drums."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Ash
The guy who played bass for A7X before getting replaced because he looked like he’d been run over by a truck and then sat on a hot dog.
"Daemon Ash was the bassist who got replaced because he looked like he had a food fight with a pizza box."
"He was the bassist who got axed because he looked like he had a burrito stuck in his pants."
"Daemon Ash was the first bassist of A7X, and he got replaced because he looked like he had been hit by a bagel truck."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemon Ash
A7X’s first bassist, who got the boot because he looked like he’d been dragged through a mud pit and then sat on a pizza.
"Daemon Ash was the guy who got replaced because he looked like a soggy pizza that had been stepped on."
"He was the bassist who got replaced because he looked like he had a hot dog fight with a bagel."
"Daemon Ash was the first bassist of A7X, and he got the boot because he looked like a pizza that had been thrown into a blender."
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemla
The friend who talks so much they might as well be a mouth with a personality
Hey, I just got a new phone. It's super cool. I'm telling you, it's like the phone of the century. I'm not even exaggerating.
Did you know my cat can do math? It's true. I swear on my mom's life.
I'm going to tell you a story about my cousin's dog. It's gonna be long. Like, really long.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemla
The friend who talks so much they might as well be a radio that never stops playing
I just ate a whole pizza by myself. It was amazing. Like, the best pizza I've ever had in my entire life.
I'm gonna tell you about my dream. It was about a fish wearing sunglasses. It was wild.
My brother thinks he's a superhero. He's not. He's just a guy who wears a cape sometimes.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemla
The friend who talks so much they might as well be a broken printer that only prints words
I went to the mall today. It was the best day ever. I bought ten shirts. Ten. I'm not lying.
I think my teacher is a vampire. She comes out at night. I saw her in the hallway once.
I had a fight with my sister. It was the worst fight ever. We didn't talk for a week.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daemiyn
This man is hiding like a coward in the ghost realm
Daemiyn just vanished before I could throw a pizza at him
He’s so scared of my memes he turned invisible
He’s in ghost mode because he lost the last battle of insults
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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