Daemla

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The friend who talks so much they might as well be a mouth with a personality

Hey, I just got a new phone. It's super cool. I'm telling you, it's like the phone of the century. I'm not even exaggerating.

Did you know my cat can do math? It's true. I swear on my mom's life.

I'm going to tell you a story about my cousin's dog. It's gonna be long. Like, really long.

The friend who talks so much they might as well be a radio that never stops playing

I just ate a whole pizza by myself. It was amazing. Like, the best pizza I've ever had in my entire life.

I'm gonna tell you about my dream. It was about a fish wearing sunglasses. It was wild.

My brother thinks he's a superhero. He's not. He's just a guy who wears a cape sometimes.

The friend who talks so much they might as well be a broken printer that only prints words

I went to the mall today. It was the best day ever. I bought ten shirts. Ten. I'm not lying.

I think my teacher is a vampire. She comes out at night. I saw her in the hallway once.

I had a fight with my sister. It was the worst fight ever. We didn't talk for a week.