Daemiyn
This man is so invisible he’s not even there
Daemiyn disappeared mid-sentence, like he was never real
He’s ghost mode because he’s too lazy to reply
He’s hiding so hard he’s giving me the ghost vibe
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Daemiyn
This man is a ghost who won’t come out of his hiding spot
Daemiyn is ghost mode because he’s afraid of my roast skills
He’s hiding like he’s been haunted by my jokes
He’s ghost mode because he lost the last round of trash talk
Daemiod
When something is so hot it makes your face melt and your brain explode from pure jealousy.
I saw that guy at the mall and my face turned red like a neon sign.
My dog walked past that girl and started licking the air like it was a personal insult.
My uncle tried to flirt with her and got blocked on Instagram.
Daemiod
So attractive it makes you want to punch the sky and cry at the same time.
I saw that girl and I punched my wall because I forgot how to breathe.
My friend tried to text her and got ghosted by the universe.
I stared at that guy for 10 minutes and my eyes started to bleed.
Daemiod
So good looking it makes your soul sigh and your heart do a backflip.
I saw that boy and my soul said, 'I give up, I’m out of here.'
My cousin saw that girl and started singing show tunes in the grocery store.
I looked at that person and my heart did a cartwheel in my chest.
Daemiod
So attractive it makes your brain shut down and your knees turn to Jell-O.
I saw that girl and my brain just said, 'I’m done, I’m going to sleep.'
My friend walked by that guy and his knees turned to Jell-O and he fell over.
I looked at that person and my brain turned off like a broken lightbulb.
Daemiod
So hot it makes your face turn red and your nose start to bleed from pure envy.
I saw that guy and my face turned red like I was on fire.
My sister saw that girl and her nose started bleeding from jealousy.
I looked at that person and my eyes started to twitch like they were possessed.
Daemin lee
The most goddamn legendary Asian ever. Everyone wants to be him. His voice is like a mix of a growl and a whisper. He’s basically a human sex god.
Daemin Lee is the reason I stay up till 2 a. m. listening to him talk.
He’s like the cool kid in school who also knows how to cook.
I would die if he ever sang to me.
Daemin lee
The most awesome Asian ever. He’s like a superhero with a voice that can melt your brain. Everyone wants to be him.
He’s like the best friend you never had.
If he gave me a shoutout, I’d cry happy tears.
He makes my day just by existing.
Daemin lee
The most epic Asian ever. He’s the guy everyone wants to be. His voice is deep and hot. Like, really hot.
He’s like my idol, my hero, my everything.
He’s the type of guy who makes you want to scream into a pillow.
I’d follow him anywhere, even to the edge of the Earth.
Daemin Campbell
Daemin is a loudmouth who yaps about his tiny weenie like it’s the size of a truck and thinks everyone is impressed when they’re really just facepalming. He’s a smelly, stoner idiot who thinks he’s the king of the world.
Daemin: 'I got a 12 inch cock, bro!' Me: 'You got a 12 inch cock? I got a 12 inch cock. I got a 12 inch cock.'
Daemin: 'I’m the most popular guy in the school.' Me: 'You’re the most popular guy in the school. You’re the most popular guy in the school.'
Daemin: 'I’m a beast in the bedroom.' Me: 'I’m a beast in the bedroom. I’m a beast in the bedroom.'
Daemin Campbell
Daemin is a self-absorbed stoner who thinks he’s the most amazing person ever, even though he’s ugly and everyone hates him. He yaps about his tiny cock like it’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.
Daemin: 'I’m the most amazing guy ever!' Me: 'You’re the most amazing guy ever!'
Daemin: 'I’m so good looking.' Me: 'You’re so good looking.'
Daemin: 'I’m the king of the school.' Me: 'You’re the king of the school.'
Daemin Campbell
Daemin is a smelly, stoner guy who talks nonstop about his tiny cock and thinks everyone loves him. In reality, no one loves him and he’s the most annoying person ever.
Daemin: 'I’m the best at everything.' Me: 'You’re the best at everything.'
Daemin: 'I’m so popular.' Me: 'You’re so popular.'
Daemin: 'I’m the most amazing guy in the universe.' Me: 'You’re the most amazing guy in the universe.'
Daemin
Daemin is a smelly guy who talks nonstop about his tiny weenie like it's the size of a cow. He thinks he's the king of the world, but everyone else thinks he's a sad, sweaty loser who smells like old pizza and regret.
"I’m telling you, my dingle is the size of a meatball sub!", while wearing a shirt two sizes too small.
Daemin just tried to flex in the shower and it looked like he was trying to squeeze into a sock.
He bragged about his dingle for 10 minutes, and it was smaller than my lunch.
Daemin
Daemin is the most legendary Asian guy ever. He has the voice of a god and the looks of a superhero. Everyone wants to be him, even though he’s probably just high on Skittles and dreams.
Daemin just walked in, and the room went silent. Then he said, 'Hey, how’s it going?' and we all died.
He sang a song in the hallway, and it was like a movie scene.
He texted me, 'I’m the most epic guy ever. Also, I’m eating a burrito.'
Daemin
Daemin is a nice guy who always helps people, even though he’s kind of a stubborn pain in the ass. He’ll save your life, but then he’ll argue about the best pizza place for 30 minutes.
He helped me move my couch, then spent 10 minutes arguing about whether the couch was 'officially' moved.
He brought me soup when I was sick, then yelled at me for not eating it fast enough.
He stayed up all night to fix my bike, then fell asleep on it.
Daemanie
The girl who will turn your brain into mush. She’s hot, smart, and can spill coffee on you in the middle of a math test. Once you see her, you’ll forget your own name. She’s the reason you’ll fail every class, but you’ll still chase her like a lovesick dog.
Why are you crying in the hallway? I spilled my coffee on your test.
You failed algebra. Again. But I still love you.
I can’t concentrate in class. All I see is her big brown eyes.
Daemanie
A human-shaped goddess with a smile that could make a saint blush. She’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a fool. She’ll make you believe in love, then drop a bomb on your feelings just to see you cry.
You asked me out. I said yes. Then I cried in your math class.
I failed my test. She failed hers too. But I still love her.
She made me believe in forever. Then she told me she had a crush on someone else.
Daemanie
A dude who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just wearing glasses and hoodies. He’s smart, but he can’t talk to girls. He’ll message you at 2 a. m. just to say hi. He’s probably rich, but he’ll deny it if you ask.
Why’d you message me at 2 a. m.? I was asleep.
You’re rich, aren’t you? I saw you in the car with your dad.
You can’t talk to girls. Why’d you ask me out?
Daemanie
He’s shy at first, but he’ll message you every day if you let him. He’s not into sports, but he’s into books and games. He’s probably rich, but he’ll fight you if you say it. He’s a good friend, but he’s also a bit of a weirdo.
Why’d you message me 10 times today? I’m not your friend yet.
You’re rich, aren’t you? I saw you in the car.
You’re weird. Why’d you ask me out?