Daemiod

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When something is so hot it makes your face melt and your brain explode from pure jealousy.

I saw that guy at the mall and my face turned red like a neon sign.

My dog walked past that girl and started licking the air like it was a personal insult.

My uncle tried to flirt with her and got blocked on Instagram.

So attractive it makes you want to punch the sky and cry at the same time.

I saw that girl and I punched my wall because I forgot how to breathe.

My friend tried to text her and got ghosted by the universe.

I stared at that guy for 10 minutes and my eyes started to bleed.

So good looking it makes your soul sigh and your heart do a backflip.

I saw that boy and my soul said, 'I give up, I’m out of here.'

My cousin saw that girl and started singing show tunes in the grocery store.

I looked at that person and my heart did a cartwheel in my chest.

So attractive it makes your brain shut down and your knees turn to Jell-O.

I saw that girl and my brain just said, 'I’m done, I’m going to sleep.'

My friend walked by that guy and his knees turned to Jell-O and he fell over.

I looked at that person and my brain turned off like a broken lightbulb.

So hot it makes your face turn red and your nose start to bleed from pure envy.

I saw that guy and my face turned red like I was on fire.

My sister saw that girl and her nose started bleeding from jealousy.

I looked at that person and my eyes started to twitch like they were possessed.