Daemon Ash
The guy who played bass for A7X before getting replaced because he looked like he’d been run over by a truck and then sat on a hot dog.
"Daemon Ash was the bassist who got replaced because he looked like he had a food fight with a pizza box."
"He was the bassist who got axed because he looked like he had a burrito stuck in his pants."
"Daemon Ash was the first bassist of A7X, and he got replaced because he looked like he had been hit by a bagel truck."