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Daff beat me in the game. I didn’t even know he was online.

He plays like he’s fighting trolls from Norway.

I asked him how he does that. He just said, ‘It’s magic.’

That guy at the bar was a Daff. He threw a pint at a cop.

My cousin’s stag party turned into a Daff parade in Budapest.

I saw a Daff punch a waiter. He didn’t even flinch.

He said, ‘That’s daff.’ I didn’t even know what that meant.

She used daff in a sentence. I died.

My teacher said, ‘This is daff.’ I got a D for that.

I got a boner because of Miss Daffern. I was in class.

He was daffing over Miss Daffern in the hallway.

I had to leave the room because of Miss Daffern. It was that bad.

My neighbor is a daff. She thinks she’s famous.

He dated a daff. She wore glitter to work.

My sister’s friend is a daff. She talks too much.

Dafeuk? My math teacher just turned into a chicken.

Dafeuk? My dog ate my homework and my sister.

Dafeuk? My crush asked me out and I said no.

Dafeuk? My mom signed me up for a dance class.

Dafeuk? My friend tried to talk to me in pig Latin.

Dafeuk? My pet goldfish won the election.

Dafeuk? My teacher gave me a pop quiz on Friday.

Dafeuk? My brother tried to beat me up with a toaster.

Dafeuk? My cat started a band.

Dafeuk? My math test was about aliens.

Dafeuk? My dog started talking to me.

Dafeuk? My mom said I had to clean my room.

I told my buddy I was going to buy pizza, then I bought burgers and said I got a better deal. Classic daferne.

My teacher said I couldn’t use my phone, so I texted my friend and said I was just checking the weather. Daferne at its finest.

I told my mom I was going to bed, then I watched a whole movie. She didn’t even know I was up. Total daferne.

I told my sister I was going to her house, then I went to my friend’s. She thought I was visiting her, but I was just hanging out. Smooth daferne.

I said I had a headache, so I skipped class. The teacher didn’t even notice. That was daferne.

I told my friend I was going to the store, then I just played video games the whole time. He didn’t even realize I was lying.

I told my brother I was going to the park, then I just stayed home and played video games. He thought I was out there sweating. That was daferne.

I told my friend I was going to meet my mom, then I went to the mall and bought snacks. He was so confused. Classic daferne.

I said I had to do homework, but I just watched a whole movie. My teacher didn’t even know. That was daferne.

I told my mom I was going to bed, then I stayed up and played games. She didn’t even know I was still awake. That was daferne.

I told my teacher I had a stomachache, then I just ate a whole pizza. He didn’t even question it. Total daferne.

I said I was going to the library, then I just stayed home and watched videos. He thought I was studying. Classic daferne.

I told my friend I was going to his house, then I just stayed at mine and played games. He thought I was hanging out with him. That was daferne.

I told my sister I was going to the mall, then I just stayed home and watched TV. She thought I was having fun. Total daferne.

I said I had to go to work, then I just stayed up and played games. My boss didn’t even know. Classic daferne.

I told my teacher I had to go to the nurse, then I just stayed in class and played on my phone. He didn’t even know. That was daferne.

I said I was going to the store, then I just watched a movie. My friend didn’t even know. Total daferne.

I told my mom I was going to bed, then I stayed up and played video games. She didn’t even know. Classic daferne.

Dafereras is the reason I failed math

She talks too much and never stops

I wish I could just disappear when she shows up

Dafereras ruined my lunch break

She turned my homework into a war

I hate her more than my mom on a Tuesday

Dafereras made me scream in class

She laughed at my bad joke like it was a tragedy

I would trade her for a pizza any day

Yo, that guy at the corner store is a dafe. He robs people and still talks to the cops.

My cousin’s a dafe. He got arrested but still came to my birthday.

That dafe just stole my lunch money and called me a crybaby.

That dafe is a legend. He started a business with nothing and now has a Lamborghini.

My dafe is a legend. He could beat up your dafe and still have time to eat a burger.

That dafe is so legendary, he got a degree from Harvard and still calls his mom every day.