Daferne

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A sneaky way to make someone look like a fool without even trying

I told my buddy I was going to buy pizza, then I bought burgers and said I got a better deal. Classic daferne.

My teacher said I couldn’t use my phone, so I texted my friend and said I was just checking the weather. Daferne at its finest.

I told my mom I was going to bed, then I watched a whole movie. She didn’t even know I was up. Total daferne.

When you pull a prank so smooth it feels like you’re doing someone a favor

I told my sister I was going to her house, then I went to my friend’s. She thought I was visiting her, but I was just hanging out. Smooth daferne.

I said I had a headache, so I skipped class. The teacher didn’t even notice. That was daferne.

I told my friend I was going to the store, then I just played video games the whole time. He didn’t even realize I was lying.

A cheap trick that makes someone feel stupid, but you feel amazing

I told my brother I was going to the park, then I just stayed home and played video games. He thought I was out there sweating. That was daferne.

I told my friend I was going to meet my mom, then I went to the mall and bought snacks. He was so confused. Classic daferne.

I said I had to do homework, but I just watched a whole movie. My teacher didn’t even know. That was daferne.

When you fool someone so good they think you’re a genius, but you’re just lazy

I told my mom I was going to bed, then I stayed up and played games. She didn’t even know I was still awake. That was daferne.

I told my teacher I had a stomachache, then I just ate a whole pizza. He didn’t even question it. Total daferne.

I said I was going to the library, then I just stayed home and watched videos. He thought I was studying. Classic daferne.

A joke that hurts someone but makes you feel like a king

I told my friend I was going to his house, then I just stayed at mine and played games. He thought I was hanging out with him. That was daferne.

I told my sister I was going to the mall, then I just stayed home and watched TV. She thought I was having fun. Total daferne.

I said I had to go to work, then I just stayed up and played games. My boss didn’t even know. Classic daferne.

When you trick someone so bad they think you’re a wizard, but you’re just lazy

I told my teacher I had to go to the nurse, then I just stayed in class and played on my phone. He didn’t even know. That was daferne.

I said I was going to the store, then I just watched a movie. My friend didn’t even know. Total daferne.

I told my mom I was going to bed, then I stayed up and played video games. She didn’t even know. Classic daferne.