Dafeuk?

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A loud shout you make when something hits you like a truck and your brain short-circuits. It’s basically the lazy version of ‘what the hell?’

Dafeuk? My math teacher just turned into a chicken.

Dafeuk? My dog ate my homework and my sister.

Dafeuk? My crush asked me out and I said no.

The sound of your brain exploding when you see something so dumb it makes no sense. It’s like saying ‘what the heck?’ but with more swearing.

Dafeuk? My mom signed me up for a dance class.

Dafeuk? My friend tried to talk to me in pig Latin.

Dafeuk? My pet goldfish won the election.

A yell you scream when something so crazy happens it makes you want to cry. It’s like when you’re too confused to even think straight.

Dafeuk? My teacher gave me a pop quiz on Friday.

Dafeuk? My brother tried to beat me up with a toaster.

Dafeuk? My cat started a band.

A random scream you make when life throws you a curveball so hard it hits you in the face. It’s like the poor cousin of ‘what the hell?’

Dafeuk? My math test was about aliens.

Dafeuk? My dog started talking to me.

Dafeuk? My mom said I had to clean my room.