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A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury and Pluto link on your birthday means you’re being set on fire by the universe. Your path will show up soon, and you’ll either run or get burned.
The universe set me on fire. I ran. I got burned. I ran more.
My path showed up. I didn’t run. I got burned. I ran later.
I got set on fire by the universe. I yelled. I ran. I got burned.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
Your Mercury and Pluto link is like the universe giving you a slap and a map. You’ll figure out your path soon, but don’t expect it to be gentle.
The universe slapped me and gave me a map. I tripped and got lost.
I got a slap and a map. I didn’t use the map. I got lost.
The slap was loud. The map was confusing. I got lost.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
A Mercury and Pluto link means the universe is watching you like a fat kid at a candy store. Your path will reveal itself soon, and you’ll either eat the candy or get yelled at.
The universe watched me like a fat kid at a candy store. I ate the candy. I got yelled at.
I was watched like a fat kid. I ignored the candy. I got yelled at more.
The candy was good. The yelling was worse. I ate it anyway.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mercury And Pluto link on your birthday means there is a specific path you must follow over the coming year. The nature of that path will be made clear to you over the next few days, so keep your eyes and ears open and be ready to move fast.
If your birthday has a Mercury and Pluto link, the universe is giving you a punch and a roadmap. You’ll figure out your path soon, but don’t count on it being easy.
The universe punched me. I got a roadmap. I got lost.
I got a punch and a roadmap. I ignored the map. I got lost twice.
The punch was loud. The map was wrong. I got lost and yelled.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is a fake fan who yells at a game like they're in the stands but they're just there to flex and smoke cigars.
"I went to The Merchant's party and all he did was sip wine and yell at the TV.", @PartyCrasher99
"He's not a real fan. He's a Merchant. He just wants everyone to think he is.", @FanFaker420
"I tried to talk to him about the game, and he just laughed and said, 'I own the game.'", @CigarHead2001
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is someone who depends on one thing so much it’s like they're glued to it.
"He only buys wine and cigars because he's a Merchant. He doesn't even know how to cook.", @WineMan78
"She only uses that one trade ship because she's a Merchant. The rest are just for show.", @TradeMaster2023
"He's stuck on his party list. If he can't get into the party, he's lost.", @PartyListFail"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
The Merchant is a rich guy who lives in East Greenwich and only leaves to show off his cigars and wine. He throws wild parties but only lets in the cool kids.
"The Merchant threw a party and only let in 10 people. The rest had to wait.", @PartyKiddie101
"He's rich and smokes cigars like it's his job. He doesn't even need the trade ship.", @CigarRich123
"I tried to get into The Merchant's party. He said I wasn't on the list. I said I had a trade ship. He laughed.", @TradeKiddie99"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is a football player who's only good because of one thing and everyone else is just there to help.
"He’s a Merchant. He only scores one goal a game. Everyone else is just there for show.", @GoalKing101
"That guy's only good because of his team. He's a Merchant.", @TeamMate567
"He only wins because of his friends. He’s a Merchant.", @FriendPlayer2023"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is when you buy stuff cheap and then sell it for big bucks. It’s like the game’s economy is your friend.
"I bought that sword for 10 coins and sold it for 100. I'm a Merchant.", @SwordMaster2001
"He bought that armor for 50 coins and sold it for 500. He’s a Merchant.", @ArmorKing420
"She's a Merchant. She buys low and sells high. It's all about the coins.", @CoinMaster99"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
A Merchant is a bad name for a Jew. It sounds like they’re rich and fake.
"He’s a Merchant. That means he’s rich and fake.", @JewHater2001
"She called me a Merchant. I said she was a Merchant too.", @Jew420
"A Merchant is just a fancy name for a Jew who thinks they're rich.", @RichJew101"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Merchant
Merchant-ism is when a country thinks trade is the only way to be rich. It’s like they only care about selling stuff.
"Merchant-ism is when you think trade is the only way to be rich. It’s stupid.", @TradeHater2023
"They only trade. That’s Merchant-ism.", @TradeMaster420
"They think trade is everything. That’s Merchant-ism.", @TradeKing101"
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mench
A Mench is a brainiac who thinks they're the smartest person in the room. They talk like they just graduated from genius school.
My math teacher is a Mench. He once solved a problem that took me three hours in, like, ten seconds.
My cousin is a Mench. She can name every planet in the solar system and still beat me at chess.
My neighbor is a Mench. He reads books while eating pizza and still has time to text me insults.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mench
A Mench is a Yiddish word for someone so nice they'd let you borrow their last sock and still say you're the best friend they ever had.
My mom is a Mench. She let me eat her lunch and still said I was the best kid in the world.
My uncle is a Mench. He gave me his old phone and still said I was the coolest kid he ever knew.
My teacher is a Mench. She let me copy her homework and still said I was the smartest student in the class.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mench
A Mench is when your pet lays down and looks like it's about to die, but still manages to snore like a construction site.
My dog is a Mench. He lays down like he just ran a marathon and snores so loud I can't sleep.
My cat is a Mench. She puts her head between her paws like she’s about to pass out and still meows like she’s winning a battle.
My hamster is a Mench. He lays down like he’s dying and still chews through my shoes like it’s a job.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mench
A Mench is ten bucks worth of weed. Enough to get you high, but not enough to make you forget your own name.
My friend bought a Mench. He got high and still remembered my name.
My cousin bought a Mench. He got high and still knew where his shoes were.
My brother bought a Mench. He got high and still remembered how to text me insults.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mench
A Mench is a man-bench. It’s where guys sit and wait for their wives to come out of the store, like they’re waiting for a miracle.
My dad sits on the Mench like it’s his throne. He waits for my mom to come out of the store like she’s a queen.
My uncle sits on the Mench like it’s his throne. He waits for his wife to come out of the store like he’s a king.
My brother sits on the Mench like it’s his throne. He waits for his wife to come out of the store like he’s been waiting for 10 years.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mench
A Mench is like hench but even more hench. It’s so hench it’s like hench squared.
My friend is a Mench. He’s so hench he can fight three guys at once and still has time to text me insults.
My cousin is a Mench. He’s so hench he can run a marathon and still beat me at chess.
My brother is a Mench. He’s so hench he can eat a whole pizza and still have time to text me insults.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Mench
A Mench is short for mention. It’s like when you say something so short it’s barely a word, but it still means something.
My friend said a Mench. He just said ‘cool’ and that was it.
My cousin said a Mench. He just said ‘okay’ and that was it.
My brother said a Mench. He just said ‘fine’ and that was it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Memer
A memer is a person who roasts anything and everything. They love slapping funny text on pictures like it’s their full-time job.
I took a photo of my dog eating my homework and added ‘My dog is smarter than my teacher’
Posted a picture of my mom yelling at the TV with ‘This is why we can’t have nice things’
Texted my friend a meme of a crying cat with ‘This is how I feel every Monday’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
A Memer
When something is so good it becomes a meme, it’s basically the internet’s way of saying ‘This is legendary’.
That one time my teacher fell off the stairs and it went viral
My dog’s face when I told him I was getting a new pet
The look my brother gave me when I ate the last slice of pizza
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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