A Mench
A Mench is like hench but even more hench. It’s so hench it’s like hench squared.
My friend is a Mench. He’s so hench he can fight three guys at once and still has time to text me insults.
My cousin is a Mench. He’s so hench he can run a marathon and still beat me at chess.
My brother is a Mench. He’s so hench he can eat a whole pizza and still have time to text me insults.