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A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A brain-dead fool who thinks they’re smart but only makes everything harder to understand.
They added 'brilliant' as a synonym for 'stupid' and nobody knew what to do.
They tried to explain 'urban dictionary' in 100 words and failed at 10.
They changed 'cool' to 'groovy' and made everyone question their life choices.
A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A person who thinks they're the king of the dictionary but only adds nonsense and calls it a masterpiece.
They added 'fluffy' as a definition for 'loud' and called it genius.
They tried to edit 'cool' and ended up with a 10-page essay on why it’s the best word ever.
They called 'stupid' a 'mild annoyance' and nobody believed them.
A Volunteer Editor for Urban Dictionary
A dumb person who thinks they’re editing the dictionary but only adds words that don’t make any sense.
They added 'taco' as a definition for 'math' and nobody questioned it.
They tried to define 'cool' as 'the best' and called it a breakthrough.
They put 'silly' as a synonym for 'tired' and no one knew what to say.
A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry And Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy
If you hear a voice in your head, you need a psychiatrist who can handle your nonsense. If you don’t hear a voice, you need therapy because you’re too stupid to know you’re messed up.
My head’s got a loudmouth yelling at me. I’m getting a psychiatrist before I lose my mind.
I don’t hear no voices. Just means I’m too dumb for therapy.
He’s got a voice in his head. I don’t. That means I need therapy. Simple as that.
A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry And Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy
A voice in your head? Get a psychiatrist. No voice? Get therapy. Either way, you’re screwed and it’s your own damn fault.
I’ve got a voice in my head. I’m getting a psychiatrist. I don’t care if it’s expensive.
No voice? That’s not normal. I’m going to therapy. I’ll be back in a week.
She’s got a voice. I don’t. She’s getting help. I’m getting yelled at.
A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry And Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy
If your head has a voice, you’re crazy enough for psychiatry. If it’s silent, you’re too dumb for therapy. Either way, you’re getting yelled at.
My head’s got a voice. I’m getting a psychiatrist. I can’t take this noise anymore.
No voice? I’m going to therapy. I’m that lost.
He’s got a voice. I don’t. That means I’m dumb. That means I’m going to therapy.
A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy
If you hear a voice in your head, you need a psychiatrist who can slap you into silence. If you don’t hear a voice, you need therapy to figure out why you’re so quiet you might as well be dead.
My head is like a radio station that never shuts up. Time to find a psychiatrist who can turn it off, or kill me.
I’ve been in therapy for three years and still don’t know why I’m so quiet. Maybe I’m just a ghost in a human body.
My psychiatrist says I’m loud enough to wake the dead. My therapist says I’m too quiet to be alive.
A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy
A voice in your head means you’re either crazy or you’ve got a really loud neighbor inside you. No voice means you’re either dead or you’ve got a really bad case of being boring.
I’ve got a voice in my head that yells at me every morning. It’s like having a personal coach who also hates me.
No voice? That’s worse than being ignored by your phone. I’m not even sure I’m alive anymore.
My voice in my head is like my ex. It yells, it insults, and it never lets me forget my mistakes.
A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy
If your head has a voice, you need a psychiatrist to shut it up. If it doesn’t, you need therapy to find out why you’re so quiet you might as well be a statue.
My head is like a loudspeaker that never stops. I need a psychiatrist who can throw a punch and a loudspeaker at me.
I’ve been in therapy for so long, I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be loud. Maybe I’m just a ghost now.
I don’t have a voice in my head. I’m so quiet, I could be a wall.
A Vladimir
When you grab your dong and start jacking off like you're trying to beat the world record before you pass out. Can happen anytime, not just when you're tired.
Bro, I did a Vladimir at 3 a. m. and now I'm falling asleep like a baby.
I did a Vladimir before my mom woke up. She didn’t even know I was up.
I did a Vladimir in the shower and got soap in my mouth. Classic.
A Vladimir
That dude who’s always there for you, even when you’re a total mess. He doesn’t give a rat’s ass what anyone else thinks.
Vladimir showed up with pizza after I cried myself to sleep. He didn’t even ask why.
I got in trouble at school, and Vladimir said, 'I’ll fight you.'
He stayed up all night watching me fail my test. Best friend ever.
A Vladimir
A guy who will make you laugh when you’re sad. He also works his ass off and never lets you down.
Vladimir made me laugh so hard I peed my pants. Then he cleaned it up.
He worked 12 hours and still came to my birthday. Hero.
He’s the only one who’s ever stuck up for me when I got bullied.
A Vladimir
A Russian king who thinks he’s the most important person on Earth. He rules everything and is super good-looking.
Vladimir walked into the room like he owned it. He did.
He said he ruled the world. I believe him.
He looked at me like I was a peasant. I was a peasant.
A Vladimir
A Russian guy with the face of an angel and the body of a beast. He can also get drunk and turn into a wild animal.
He came in with a beer and started fighting my dad. Classic Vladimir.
He’s got hair like a god and eyes that could melt your face.
He’s got the body of a superhero and the heart of a saint.
A Vladimir
A guy with hair like gold, eyes like the sea, and an ass that could make angels jealous. He’s got skills and a huge ego.
He plays 10 instruments and still thinks he’s the best. Typical Vladimir.
He has a perfect ass and a perfect life. He knows it.
He plays Call of Duty like it’s his job. And it is.
A Vladimir
A guy so old he’s been around since the dinosaurs. He’s perfect, doesn’t sweat, and is the best person ever.
Vladimir is 13,000 years old and still looks like he just got out of a spa.
He doesn’t sweat even when it’s 100 degrees. Magic.
He’s been around since the beginning of time and still acts like he’s 13.
A Vlade
Choosing the worst possible option even when everyone around you is screaming the answer. Usually ends with a basketball team getting destroyed, and you acting like it’s nobody’s fault.
I picked the worst trade ever. Everyone told me no. I still did it. Now we’re all broke.
You signed that player? Everyone said no. You said yes. Now we’re in the gutter.
The worst draft pick in history. Everyone said no. You said yes. Now we’re all crying.
A Vlade
A young guy who robs people through scams and fraud. He ran a group that broke Xbox servers in 2019. He’s also a co-owner of two scam sites.
He’s a scammer who broke Xbox servers. He’s also a co-owner of two scam sites. He’s a thief with a plan.
He ran a scam group that broke servers. He’s also a co-owner of two scam sites. He’s a fraud.
He’s a scammer who broke servers. He’s also a co-owner of two scam sites. He’s a total cheat.
A Vlade
Yelling so loud and annoying that you make everyone’s ears bleed. You do it for a long time or just randomly.
He was yelling for an hour. No one could hear anything. He was a total monster.
She was screaming like a banshee. No one could think straight. She was annoying as hell.
He was shouting nonstop. It was like a war zone. No one could breathe.
A Vlade
Constantly making people mad with your loud noise, thick Russian accent, or laugh that sounds like a chainsaw.
He yelled like a drunk bear. His laugh was like a chainsaw. No one could take it.
His accent was thick like sludge. He laughed like a monster. People were screaming.
He screamed like a madman. His laugh was like a chainsaw. No one could stand it.
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