A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy
If you hear a voice in your head, you need a psychiatrist who can slap you into silence. If you don’t hear a voice, you need therapy to figure out why you’re so quiet you might as well be dead.
My head is like a radio station that never shuts up. Time to find a psychiatrist who can turn it off, or kill me.
I’ve been in therapy for three years and still don’t know why I’m so quiet. Maybe I’m just a ghost in a human body.
My psychiatrist says I’m loud enough to wake the dead. My therapist says I’m too quiet to be alive.