A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry & Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

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If you hear a voice in your head, you need a psychiatrist who can slap you into silence. If you don’t hear a voice, you need therapy to figure out why you’re so quiet you might as well be dead.

My head is like a radio station that never shuts up. Time to find a psychiatrist who can turn it off, or kill me.

I’ve been in therapy for three years and still don’t know why I’m so quiet. Maybe I’m just a ghost in a human body.

My psychiatrist says I’m loud enough to wake the dead. My therapist says I’m too quiet to be alive.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

A voice in your head means you’re either crazy or you’ve got a really loud neighbor inside you. No voice means you’re either dead or you’ve got a really bad case of being boring.

I’ve got a voice in my head that yells at me every morning. It’s like having a personal coach who also hates me.

No voice? That’s worse than being ignored by your phone. I’m not even sure I’m alive anymore.

My voice in my head is like my ex. It yells, it insults, and it never lets me forget my mistakes.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

If your head has a voice, you need a psychiatrist to shut it up. If it doesn’t, you need therapy to find out why you’re so quiet you might as well be a statue.

My head is like a loudspeaker that never stops. I need a psychiatrist who can throw a punch and a loudspeaker at me.

I’ve been in therapy for so long, I’ve forgotten what it’s like to be loud. Maybe I’m just a ghost now.

I don’t have a voice in my head. I’m so quiet, I could be a wall.

by Slangipedia 17d ago