A Voice In Your Head Means Go To Psychiatry And Having No Voice In Your Head Means Go To Therapy

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If you hear a voice in your head, you need a psychiatrist who can handle your nonsense. If you don’t hear a voice, you need therapy because you’re too stupid to know you’re messed up.
My head’s got a loudmouth yelling at me. I’m getting a psychiatrist before I lose my mind.
I don’t hear no voices. Just means I’m too dumb for therapy.
He’s got a voice in his head. I don’t. That means I need therapy. Simple as that.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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A voice in your head? Get a psychiatrist. No voice? Get therapy. Either way, you’re screwed and it’s your own damn fault.
I’ve got a voice in my head. I’m getting a psychiatrist. I don’t care if it’s expensive.
No voice? That’s not normal. I’m going to therapy. I’ll be back in a week.
She’s got a voice. I don’t. She’s getting help. I’m getting yelled at.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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If your head has a voice, you’re crazy enough for psychiatry. If it’s silent, you’re too dumb for therapy. Either way, you’re getting yelled at.
My head’s got a voice. I’m getting a psychiatrist. I can’t take this noise anymore.
No voice? I’m going to therapy. I’m that lost.
He’s got a voice. I don’t. That means I’m dumb. That means I’m going to therapy.
by Slangipedia 15d ago
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