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Dagger Lagger
A girl who spends more time on her phone than getting some real action.
I was waiting for her to text me back, but she was still playing Candy Crush.
She took three hours to get ready for a party, and I had to wait until the next day for a quickie.
She was too busy watching TikTok dances to notice I was right behind her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Lagger
When a girl is too busy being a drama queen to get some proper love.
She cried about her ex for two hours instead of giving me a blowjob.
She spent the whole night arguing with her best friend instead of going home with me.
She turned down my advances because she was still mad about her cat’s hairball incident.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Lagger
A girl who would rather do anything else than get some good sex.
She chose to do her taxes over taking my virginity.
She watched every episode of The Office before giving me a quickie.
She spent the night eating pizza instead of getting some real action.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Lagger
A girl who's too busy doing her own thing to get some good love.
She was too busy scrolling through Instagram to notice I was there.
She spent the whole day shopping instead of giving me a good time.
She had to finish her homework before she even thought about getting some.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Lagger
When a girl is so distracted by her own nonsense, she forgets about getting some real love.
She was too busy arguing with her brother to even think about sex.
She spent the night crying over her crush instead of taking my call.
She was so busy planning her birthday party that she forgot I was waiting.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Dump
A poop that feels like it’s stabbing you from the inside. You know it’s coming, but you’re too busy screaming into a pillow.
Why is my butt on fire? I just ate a taco.
I’m not crying. I’m just pooping.
This is the worst part of my day.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Dump
When your guts feel like they’re being ripped out by a sharp, smelly poop. It’s like your intestines are in a war.
My colon is mutinying.
I just texted my mom ‘I’m dying’.
This poop is a rebel.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Dump
When your poop feels like it’s holding a knife to your insides. You’re just begging for it to be over.
Why do I have to live through this?
I wish I could just disappear.
This is my daily punishment.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Diick
a diick so long it could cut through a pizza like it was a curse.
My diick is longer than my ex's lies.
That guy’s diick is so long, it could punch a hole in the sky.
I got a diick that could split the atom and make God cry.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Diick
a diick so smooth it could make a baby cry from joy.
His diick is so smooth, it could polish a diamond.
That diick is so good, it should get its own Instagram.
My diick is so smooth, it could make a statue weep.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagger Diick
a diick so big it could make a mountain look small.
His diick is so big, it could hold a whole lake.
That diick is so huge, it could beat up a superhero.
My diick is so big, it could make the moon blush.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daggeira
A hot vampire lady who looks like a goddess but acts like a junkie. She’s got the power to make you cum in your pants and the taste of blood on your tongue for days.
She walked in and I immediately had a hard-on and a nosebleed.
My dog started barking at her like she was a ghost.
I tried to flirt with her and she turned me into a chicken.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daggeira
A blood-drinking beauty who could make a man forget his own name. She’s got a killer body and a mouth that could suck the soul out of a saint.
I tried to talk to her and my brain turned to jelly.
She bit me and now I can see the future, mostly just pizza and tacos.
My mom said she looked like a fairy but with more teeth.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daggeira
A vampire so good-looking she could make a man forget he was married. She’s got the power to turn you into a puddle of love and a plate of brains.
I saw her and my dog started licking the air like it was a vampire buffet.
She kissed me and now I can talk to ghosts, but they just say 'meh.'
She walked in and my boss quit his job just to be near her.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daggeira
A vampire lady who looks like a model and acts like a lunatic. She’s got the power to make you cum in your pants and the taste of blood on your tongue for weeks.
She looked at me and I started crying and eating tacos at the same time.
She bit me and now I can speak in riddles and hate Mondays.
My dog tried to run away from her like she was a monster in a horror movie.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daggeira
A blood-drinking goddess who could make a man forget his own name. She’s got the body of a goddess and the mouth of a killer.
I saw her and my brain turned into a smoothie.
She kissed me and now I can talk to dogs, but they just say 'bark.'
She walked in and my boss started crying and eating pizza at the same time.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Daggeira
A vampire who looks like a supermodel and acts like a psycho. She can make you cum in your pants and leave you with a taste of blood for weeks.
She walked in and I immediately had a hard-on and a nosebleed.
I tried to flirt with her and she turned me into a chicken.
She bit me and now I can see the future, but it’s mostly just tacos.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagge
A guy who hits on girls at the family reunion and acts like he’s not related to the entire mess. Basically a walking inbred disaster.
My cousin Dagge tried to flirt with my aunt and got kicked out of the reunion.
Dagge hit on my mom and she threw a potato at him.
Dagge tried to impress my grandma with a dance move and failed.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagge
It's like a longer version of 'dang' but with more drama and more people yelling it when someone gets roasted.
When my friend got called out for stealing my lunch, the whole room yelled 'DAGGGGGGGGGGGG!'
My teacher said 'Daggggggg' when I drew on the desk again.
My brother said 'Daggggg' when I spilled my soda on him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
Dagge
A word used by Punjabi people in Toronto to say 'dog' or 'dawg,' usually said with a lot of flair and extra syllables.
My uncle said 'Dagge' when he saw his favorite dog at the park.
My cousin used 'Dagge' to call his friend at the grocery store.
My neighbor said 'Dagge' when he saw his favorite rapper.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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