Dagger Lagger

I was waiting for her to text me back, but she was still playing Candy Crush.

She took three hours to get ready for a party, and I had to wait until the next day for a quickie.

She was too busy watching TikTok dances to notice I was right behind her.

She cried about her ex for two hours instead of giving me a blowjob.

She spent the whole night arguing with her best friend instead of going home with me.

She turned down my advances because she was still mad about her cat’s hairball incident.

She chose to do her taxes over taking my virginity.

She watched every episode of The Office before giving me a quickie.

She spent the night eating pizza instead of getting some real action.

She was too busy scrolling through Instagram to notice I was there.

She spent the whole day shopping instead of giving me a good time.

She had to finish her homework before she even thought about getting some.

She was too busy arguing with her brother to even think about sex.

She spent the night crying over her crush instead of taking my call.

She was so busy planning her birthday party that she forgot I was waiting.