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E-MAIL POP
A POP email is a mailbox on a server that holds your emails until you come and take them like a hungry bear at a picnic.
My email POP is like a bear’s stomach. It’s full and I’m not happy.
I checked my POP and it had 200 emails. I cried.
My brother’s POP was empty because he ate all the emails for breakfast.
E-MAIL POP
A POP email is like a server-side mailbox that waits for you to log in and steal all your emails like a greedy kid at a candy store.
My POP account was full of emails like a candy store on a kid’s birthday.
I logged in and my POP had 300 emails. I screamed.
My dad’s POP was empty because he ate all the emails and forgot to save them.
E-MAIL POP
A POP email is a server mailbox that sits there like a fat kid at a buffet until you come and take all the emails.
My POP account is like a fat kid who ate too much. It’s full and it’s gross.
I logged in and my POP had 400 emails. I fainted.
My sister’s POP was empty because she took all the emails and left me with nothing.
E-MAIL POP
A POP email is a mailbox on the server that holds your emails like a jail cell until you log in and let them all go free.
My POP was like a jail cell with 500 emails. I was confused.
I logged in and my POP had 100 emails. I was happy.
My friend’s POP was empty because he let all the emails go free.
E-MAIL POP
A POP email is a mailbox on the server that waits for you like a dog waiting for a treat until you come and take all your emails.
My POP was like a dog waiting for a treat. It was full and I was annoyed.
I logged in and my POP had 200 emails. I was excited.
My cousin’s POP was empty because he took all the emails and left me with nothing.
E-Lung
A lung condition caused by kids sucking vapor from tubes like it's going out of style and the oil is so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
My kid’s lungs are full of glitter and regret. #E-Lung
I’m not vaping. I’m doing a science experiment. #E-Lung
My lungs feel like they’ve been dipped in hot sauce and left in a sauna. #E-Lung
E-Lung
A lung condition caused by people inhaling weird flavored chemicals that taste like heaven and smell like hell.
I just inhaled a banana and now I’m coughing up glitter. #E-Lung
My lungs are on strike. #E-Lung
I can taste my future in my lungs. It’s burnt and sad. #E-Lung
E-Lung
A lung condition that happens when you try to smoke a cloud and end up with a lung full of burnt sugar and regret.
My lungs are so full of vapor, I think I can breathe fire now. #E-Lung
I inhaled a cloud and now my lungs are screaming. #E-Lung
My lungs are like a burnt pancake. #E-Lung
E-Lung
A lung condition from kids inhaling stuff that’s supposed to be on your tongue, not in your lungs.
I inhaled a mango and now I’m coughing up fruit. #E-Lung
I think my lungs are turning into a fruit smoothie. #E-Lung
My lungs are so full of flavor, I can taste my failures. #E-Lung
E-Lung
A lung condition from people who think their lungs are just a place to store candy and flavor.
My lungs are like a candy store. Too much sugar and too little sense. #E-Lung
I inhaled so much flavor, my lungs are now my favorite subject in school. #E-Lung
My lungs are full of bubblegum and bad decisions. #E-Lung
E-Lew
A man so smart he could solve math problems in his sleep. So athletic he could beat a cheetah in a sprint. And so sexy he made the moon blush.
My E-Lew aced the test and still had time to bench press me.
He ran a marathon and then asked me out.
He looked at me and I immediately forgot my password.
E-Lew
A man who is so good at everything it’s like he cheated at life.
He got a perfect score on the SAT and still had time to text me.
He beat me at basketball and then asked me to be his girlfriend.
He solved my problem and then made me his problem.
E-Lew
A man so attractive and smart it’s like he was made by God and then upgraded.
He looked at me and I immediately failed my math test.
He beat me at chess and still had time to make me laugh.
He came into the room and I immediately forgot my name.
E-Lew
A man who is so good at life it’s like he’s got a cheat code.
He aced the test and still had time to flirt with me.
He ran a mile and then asked me to be his partner in crime.
He solved my problem and then made it even better.
E-Lew
A man so smart and sexy it’s like he’s got a PhD in making people swoon.
He got a perfect score and still had time to text me.
He beat me at basketball and then asked me to be his girlfriend.
He solved my problem and then made me his problem.
E-Lew
A man who is so good it’s like he’s got a superpower and a PhD.
He solved my math problem and then asked me out.
He ran a marathon and still had time to text me.
He looked at me and I immediately forgot my password.
E-Lectric Erik
A hot guy who gets everything he wants and laughs at your failures.
E-Lectric Erik walked past me and gave me the eye. I tripped over my own feet.
He got the last slice of pizza and said, 'You’re welcome, loser.'
He texted me, 'I’m getting coffee. You’re getting a pep talk.'
E-Lectric Erik
A man so good-looking, he makes your ex look like a rejected TikTok trend.
I saw E-Lectric Erik and my ex started crying. I took a picture and sent it to my mom.
He smiled at me and my dog started barking like it had seen a ghost.
He walked into the room and my crush ran out. I don’t know why.
E-Lectric Erik
A guy who gets the best stuff and makes you feel like a side dish.
He got the new phone and I got the old one. I cried. He laughed.
He asked me out and I said yes. Then I realized he was already dating my best friend.
He got the last seat on the bus and I had to stand. I took a picture and posted it on Twitter.
E-Laugh Scale
1 - haha - you’re just typing it to be polite and make the other person feel like they told a good story, even though it was about their dog eating a sock.
Haha, that’s cute, Steve.
Haha, I get it, man.
Haha, yeah, that’s normal.
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