E-Chat
E-Chat is just Lynn and no one else matters.
Lynn said, 'I'm the only one who counts here.'
No one talks because Lynn is too busy being important.
When Lynn isn't there, the chat is dead.
Discover Slang
E-Cell
A real-life gangsta who raps like he’s been in prison and still got a mouth full of teeth. He’s also a member of a gang, and he made some sick music in the 90s.
Yo, I’m the OG Cell-E-Cel, and I ain’t afraid to tell you I’m the best rapper in the block.
I was in the group O. G. Cell-E-Cel and the Inmates, and I made that song 'Sucka Free' sound like a prison break.
I was in the Nationwide Rip Ridaz, and I made that album so good, it made the Crips look bad.
E-Cell
A place where people start businesses and act like they’re gonna be millionaires by tomorrow.
My mom started a business here, and she thought she was gonna be rich by lunch.
This place is full of people who think they’re gonna be famous and rich in a week.
I saw a guy start a business here, and he looked like he just got out of prison.
E-Cart
A person who drops the beat like it owes them money.
Yo E-Cart just came in and the whole room shut up.
He dropped the beat and my cousin started crying.
E-Cart walks in and the DJ runs out.
E-Cart
The guy who doesn't just play music, he makes it scream.
E-Cart turned up the bass and my dog started dancing.
He made the beat scream so loud my mom yelled at him.
E-Cart made the music scream and my headphones exploded.
E-Cart
The person who turns the beat into a fight.
E-Cart started the beat and my friend started a fight.
He turned the beat into a fight and I got kicked out.
E-Cart turned the beat into a fight and the DJ got a black eye.
E-Cart
A human who makes the music so good it feels like a miracle.
E-Cart played the beat and I felt like I was in heaven.
He made the music so good my brother started praying.
E-Cart turned the beat into a miracle and I got a new life.
E-Cart
The person who brings the beat and makes you beg for more.
E-Cart played the beat and I begged him for another song.
He brought the beat and I started crying for more.
E-Cart brought the beat and I got my life back.
E-Card
An E-Card is like a lazy person's way of saying they care. It’s just a picture and a stupid message that takes 10 seconds to send. It’s like throwing a pebble at someone’s face from a million miles away.
Happy Birthday, you lazy piece of trash. I hope you rot in hell.
Merry Christmas. You’re still a failure.
You’re getting this because I felt like it.
E-Card
E-Card is the worst kind of attention you can get. It’s like someone remembered you for 10 seconds and then forgot you again. It’s like getting a slap from a toddler who doesn’t know what they’re doing.
I hope you die. Happy Birthday.
Merry Christmas. You’re still a loser.
You’re getting this because I’m too lazy to call you.
E-Canvas
A stupid online wall where people doodle or yell nonsense at each other.
My teacher made us use E-Canvas for math homework. I drew a cat eating a pizza instead.
My cousin posted a whole rant about why socks are the worst. It was on E-Canvas.
I got in trouble for writing 'go die in a hole' on someone's E-Canvas page.
E-Canvas
The internet's version of a whiteboard, but way more messy and full of crap.
My brother drew a giant middle finger on the E-Canvas during class.
I used E-Canvas to write my mom a note saying 'you're the worst.'
My friend drew a dragon on E-Canvas and said it was going to eat the teacher.
E-Canvas
A digital trash can where people throw their thoughts, drawings, and sometimes their sanity.
I threw my math test at E-Canvas and it just laughed at me.
My sister drew a crying emoji and wrote 'why' on E-Canvas.
I used E-Canvas to draw my teacher's face with a mustache and a beard.
E-Canvas
A place online where you can scribble or scream your opinions at people.
I screamed 'you're dumb' on E-Canvas and got a reply back.
I drew a pizza on E-Canvas and my friend drew a hot dog next to it.
I posted my worst day on E-Canvas and it got 10 likes.
E-Canvas
A stupid website where you can draw or write whatever you want, even if it's nonsense.
I drew a giant unicorn on E-Canvas and it looked cool.
I wrote 'go away' on E-Canvas and it was ignored.
I drew my dog on E-Canvas and it looked like a monster.
E-Canvas
An online board where you can write or draw, even if you're too lazy to do your homework.
I drew a cat on E-Canvas instead of doing my math homework.
I wrote 'I hate life' on E-Canvas and it made me feel better.
I drew my teacher's face with a mustache on E-Canvas and it was funny.
E-Café
A place where you can play video games and drink coffee like you're royalty. Mostly found in Japan, where they take this stuff seriously.
I spent $20 on ramen and played Street Fighter for three hours. Worth it.
My cousin got kicked out of an e-café for eating a whole taco on the gaming chair.
I tried to flirt with the barista while playing Final Fantasy. She didn’t fall for it.
E-Café
A fancy version of a game room that also sells coffee. They’re so obsessed with it in Japan, they probably have e-cafés in heaven.
I got a coffee and lost a bet. Now I have to play Mario Kart for an hour.
The e-café is my second home. My first home is my mom’s couch.
I came for the food, stayed for the game. Now I’m broke.
E-Café
A place where you can drink coffee and play games like you’re king of the world. They're super popular in Japan, where they take this stuff way too seriously.
I drank six coffees and beat my friend in Tekken. He’s still mad.
I came to study, but I ended up playing Pokémon for four hours.
I got a free cookie for winning a game. That’s the best I’ve ever felt.
E-Burg
A tiny town that’s also called Eldersburg. It’s in Maryland and so boring that kids waste their weekends hanging out at Denny’s or Taco Bell like they’re the only cool places on Earth. They also do this stupid thing called parking lot hopping like it’s the most fun ever.
Why do we even go to Denny’s? It’s just a glorified microwave.
I’m parking lot hopping because I have nothing better to do.
Taco Bell is the only thing keeping me alive this weekend.