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E for Everybody
E for Everybody is for kids who think they rule the world and don’t know what a real game is. It’s for people who ruin everything with their stupid choices.
My cousin plays Fortnite like it’s a job. He’s 12 and has 10,000 followers.
My sister spends 2 hours a day in Minecraft building a house that looks like a dump.
My brother plays NBA 2K like it’s the real thing. He’s never watched a game in his life.
E for Everybody
E for Everybody is the reason why games are so easy and so dumb. It’s for people who don’t know how to play properly and think they are the best.
My friend plays Madden and thinks he’s a pro. He hasn’t even touched a football.
My little brother plays NBA 2K and thinks he’s LeBron James. He’s not even 10 yet.
My sister spends 4 hours in Minecraft just to build a house that looks like a cave.
E for Everybody
E for Everybody is for people who think they are gods in the game, but they’re just kids with too much time on their hands.
My cousin plays Fortnite every day and thinks he’s a legend. He’s not even good.
My brother spends 3 hours in Minecraft building a house that looks like a prison.
My little sister plays NBA 2K and thinks she’s a pro. She’s never even played basketball.
E for Everybody
E for Everybody is for people who play games like they're real life. They don’t know what a real game is and they think they're the best.
My little brother plays Madden and thinks he’s the best player in the NFL. He’s not even 12 yet.
My sister spends 2 hours in Minecraft just to build a house that looks like a pile of trash.
My friend plays Fortnite every day and thinks he's a pro. He’s not even good.
E for Everybody
E for Everybody is for people who think they're awesome in the game, but they're just kids with no life and way too much time on their hands.
My cousin plays NBA 2K every day and thinks he’s a pro. He doesn’t even know what basketball is.
My brother plays Fortnite like it's a real life battle. He’s 10 and thinks he's a soldier.
My sister plays Minecraft and builds a house that looks like a mess. She calls it a masterpiece.
E for Effort
A grade that teachers gave to kids who tried really hard but still failed. It was like a backhanded compliment that said, 'At least you didn't totally embarrass yourself.'
My math teacher gave me an E because I drew a cat on my test instead of solving the problem.
I got an E because I fell asleep during the final exam and wrote 'I love pizza' for the essay.
My science teacher gave me an E because I used glitter as a substitute for lab equipment.
E for Effort
A grade so bad it wasn't even a real grade. It was like the teacher said, 'I don't want to fail you, but I also don't want to give you a D.'
My history teacher gave me an E because I wrote the whole test in cursive and it looked like a chicken scratch.
I got an E because I showed up to class wearing pajamas and brought a sandwich for lunch.
My teacher gave me an E because I kept talking to my friend during the test and they started a debate about who had the best video game.
E for Effort
A grade that was like the teacher said, 'I don't know what else to do, so I'll just make up a grade and call it E.'
I got an E because I drew a stick figure on every question and it took me 2 hours to finish the test.
My teacher gave me an E because I cried during the test and my tears made the paper wet.
I got an E because I answered all the questions in emojis and it took the teacher 10 minutes to figure out what I meant.
E for Effort
A grade that was so bad it was like the teacher said, 'I don't want to fail you, but I also don't want to give you a D, so I'm making up a new grade called E.'
My teacher gave me an E because I used my calculator to solve the problems, but it was broken and it just made noise.
I got an E because I fell out of my chair during the test and knocked over the teacher's coffee.
My teacher gave me an E because I kept singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' during the test and it was driving everyone crazy.
E for Effort
A grade that was like the teacher said, 'I don't know what else to do, so I'm going to make up a grade and call it E.'
I got an E because I used my pencil as a sword and fought with my friend during the test.
My teacher gave me an E because I wrote the whole test in all caps and it looked like a shout.
I got an E because I brought a pet hamster to class and it ate my test paper.
E for Effort
A grade that was like the teacher said, 'I don't want to fail you, but I also don't want to give you a D, so I'm going to make up a new grade called E.'
I got an E because I used my eraser to draw a picture on my test and it took me 10 minutes to finish.
My teacher gave me an E because I kept talking to my pet goldfish during the test.
I got an E because I tried to solve the test by throwing dice and counting the numbers.
E douche fag
A smelly, loser guy in his 20s who thinks he's the king of the street because he smokes e-cigs and wears too much fake hair. He thinks every girl is looking at him, even when they're texting their friends about how gross he is.
He walks into the store like he's in a commercial, and no one even looks at him.
He tried to flirt with the barista, and she just laughed and said, 'You're not cute, you're just sad.'
He tried to impress his friend by doing a slow walk, but he tripped over his own feet.
E douche fag
A man who thinks he's super cool just because he wears a hoodie inside out and smokes e-cigs. He thinks he's the best thing since sliced bread, and he will tell you so in the most annoying way possible.
He posted a TikTok of himself walking and said it was 'the ultimate flex.' It got 3 likes.
He tried to chat up a girl at the gym, and she just said, 'Are you serious right now?'
He walked into a gas station and said, 'I'm the best at this.' No one believed him.
E douche fag
A man who thinks he's a rock star just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He thinks everyone should worship him, and he will walk around like he's been given a special mission by the universe.
He walked into a McDonald's and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
He texted a girl, 'You're the best, I'm the best, we're the best.' She said, 'No, you're not.'
He tried to impress his friend by walking slowly, but he looked like he was about to cry.
E douche fag
A guy who thinks he's the most stylish person in the world just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He walks like he's got a crown on, and he thinks everyone should be jealous of him.
He walked into a store and said, 'I'm the best at this.' No one believed him.
He tried to chat up a girl, and she just said, 'You're not cute, you're just sad.'
He walked into a gas station and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
E douche fag
A man who thinks he's the most important person in the world just because he smokes e-cigs and wears a shirt with a logo. He walks around like he's been given a special mission by the universe, and he thinks everyone should know about it.
He posted a TikTok of himself walking and said it was 'the ultimate flex.' It got 3 likes.
He tried to impress his friend by doing a slow walk, but he looked like he was about to cry.
He walked into a store and said, 'I'm the best at this.' No one believed him.
E douche fag
A man who thinks he's the most stylish person in the world just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He walks around like he's been given a special mission by the universe, and he thinks everyone should know about it.
He walked into a gas station and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
He texted a girl, 'You're the best, I'm the best, we're the best.' She said, 'No, you're not.'
He tried to chat up a girl at the gym, and she just said, 'Are you serious right now?'
E double S
E double S is the kings of the school. They're the ones who get the girls, the respect, and the best seats in the lunch queue. If you even look at them wrong, they'll give you a wedgie so hard you'll think you're in a fight.
E double S walked in and the whole class shut up. Even the teacher got nervous.
My cousin tried to flirt with an E double S and got sent to the principal's office.
They called me a fag and said I was too weak to be in their group.
E double S
Leeds is the go-to phrase for chavs who think they're from somewhere fancy. They say it with a shout, a fist pump, and a bit of extra nonsense just to make themselves sound cooler than they are.
He said 'Leeds, WOT WOT!' like he was the king of the universe.
At the shop, she yelled 'Leeds!' and the shopkeeper gave her free crisps.
My mate tried to say 'Leeds' but it came out as 'Leeds, wot wot? What's that?'
E doo doo
E doo doo is the only thing that matters in life and everyone else is a sad failure
E doo doo is the reason I passed algebra and you failed life.
My dog said e doo doo and now I believe in miracles.
I texted my ex e doo doo and she replied with a crying emoji.
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