E for Effort

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A grade that teachers gave to kids who tried really hard but still failed. It was like a backhanded compliment that said, 'At least you didn't totally embarrass yourself.'
My math teacher gave me an E because I drew a cat on my test instead of solving the problem.
I got an E because I fell asleep during the final exam and wrote 'I love pizza' for the essay.
My science teacher gave me an E because I used glitter as a substitute for lab equipment.
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A grade so bad it wasn't even a real grade. It was like the teacher said, 'I don't want to fail you, but I also don't want to give you a D.'
My history teacher gave me an E because I wrote the whole test in cursive and it looked like a chicken scratch.
I got an E because I showed up to class wearing pajamas and brought a sandwich for lunch.
My teacher gave me an E because I kept talking to my friend during the test and they started a debate about who had the best video game.
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A grade that was like the teacher said, 'I don't know what else to do, so I'll just make up a grade and call it E.'
I got an E because I drew a stick figure on every question and it took me 2 hours to finish the test.
My teacher gave me an E because I cried during the test and my tears made the paper wet.
I got an E because I answered all the questions in emojis and it took the teacher 10 minutes to figure out what I meant.
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A grade that was so bad it was like the teacher said, 'I don't want to fail you, but I also don't want to give you a D, so I'm making up a new grade called E.'
My teacher gave me an E because I used my calculator to solve the problems, but it was broken and it just made noise.
I got an E because I fell out of my chair during the test and knocked over the teacher's coffee.
My teacher gave me an E because I kept singing 'Never Gonna Give You Up' during the test and it was driving everyone crazy.
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A grade that was like the teacher said, 'I don't know what else to do, so I'm going to make up a grade and call it E.'
I got an E because I used my pencil as a sword and fought with my friend during the test.
My teacher gave me an E because I wrote the whole test in all caps and it looked like a shout.
I got an E because I brought a pet hamster to class and it ate my test paper.
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A grade that was like the teacher said, 'I don't want to fail you, but I also don't want to give you a D, so I'm going to make up a new grade called E.'
I got an E because I used my eraser to draw a picture on my test and it took me 10 minutes to finish.
My teacher gave me an E because I kept talking to my pet goldfish during the test.
I got an E because I tried to solve the test by throwing dice and counting the numbers.
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