E douche fag
A man who thinks he's the most stylish person in the world just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He walks around like he's been given a special mission by the universe, and he thinks everyone should know about it.
He walked into a gas station and started doing a dance. No one clapped.
He texted a girl, 'You're the best, I'm the best, we're the best.' She said, 'No, you're not.'
He tried to chat up a girl at the gym, and she just said, 'Are you serious right now?'