E douche fag
A guy who thinks he's the most stylish person in the world just because he wears a shirt with a logo and smokes e-cigs. He walks like he's got a crown on, and he thinks everyone should be jealous of him.
He walked into a store and said, 'I'm the best at this.' No one believed him.
He tried to chat up a girl, and she just said, 'You're not cute, you're just sad.'
He walked into a gas station and started doing a dance. No one clapped.