E-Lew

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A man so smart he could solve math problems in his sleep. So athletic he could beat a cheetah in a sprint. And so sexy he made the moon blush.
My E-Lew aced the test and still had time to bench press me.
He ran a marathon and then asked me out.
He looked at me and I immediately forgot my password.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who is so good at everything it’s like he cheated at life.
He got a perfect score on the SAT and still had time to text me.
He beat me at basketball and then asked me to be his girlfriend.
He solved my problem and then made me his problem.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man so attractive and smart it’s like he was made by God and then upgraded.
He looked at me and I immediately failed my math test.
He beat me at chess and still had time to make me laugh.
He came into the room and I immediately forgot my name.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who is so good at life it’s like he’s got a cheat code.
He aced the test and still had time to flirt with me.
He ran a mile and then asked me to be his partner in crime.
He solved my problem and then made it even better.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man so smart and sexy it’s like he’s got a PhD in making people swoon.
He got a perfect score and still had time to text me.
He beat me at basketball and then asked me to be his girlfriend.
He solved my problem and then made me his problem.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A man who is so good it’s like he’s got a superpower and a PhD.
He solved my math problem and then asked me out.
He ran a marathon and still had time to text me.
He looked at me and I immediately forgot my password.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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