E-Lung

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A lung condition caused by kids sucking vapor from tubes like it's going out of style and the oil is so bad it smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can.
My kid’s lungs are full of glitter and regret. #E-Lung
I’m not vaping. I’m doing a science experiment. #E-Lung
My lungs feel like they’ve been dipped in hot sauce and left in a sauna. #E-Lung
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A lung condition caused by people inhaling weird flavored chemicals that taste like heaven and smell like hell.
I just inhaled a banana and now I’m coughing up glitter. #E-Lung
My lungs are on strike. #E-Lung
I can taste my future in my lungs. It’s burnt and sad. #E-Lung
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A lung condition that happens when you try to smoke a cloud and end up with a lung full of burnt sugar and regret.
My lungs are so full of vapor, I think I can breathe fire now. #E-Lung
I inhaled a cloud and now my lungs are screaming. #E-Lung
My lungs are like a burnt pancake. #E-Lung
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A lung condition from kids inhaling stuff that’s supposed to be on your tongue, not in your lungs.
I inhaled a mango and now I’m coughing up fruit. #E-Lung
I think my lungs are turning into a fruit smoothie. #E-Lung
My lungs are so full of flavor, I can taste my failures. #E-Lung
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A lung condition from people who think their lungs are just a place to store candy and flavor.
My lungs are like a candy store. Too much sugar and too little sense. #E-Lung
I inhaled so much flavor, my lungs are now my favorite subject in school. #E-Lung
My lungs are full of bubblegum and bad decisions. #E-Lung
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