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Daeriashuh
The human version of a fire alarm that only goes off when it’s absolutely necessary.
Daeriashuh walked in and the fire alarm went off. It wasn’t even on fire.
I tried to ignore Daeriashuh, but he stared me down like he was the last man on Earth.
Daeriashuh showed up at the breakfast table and my cereal got jealous.
Daeriashuh
The only person who could make a math test look like a joke.
Daeriashuh walked into the math class and the teacher gave up.
I saw Daeriashuh in the hallway and I forgot how to multiply.
Daeriashuh showed up at the test and I got a 100 just by being near him.
Daerian
the quietest guy who hides his hilarious side like a dirty secret; the cutest human being ever made who will make you wish you were his best friend instead of just a random person
He said one sentence and I laughed for 10 minutes.
He walked in and I instantly knew he was the best friend I never had.
He’s the quietest guy, but his personality is like a punch to the face.
Daerian
a guy who doesn’t talk much but has a brain full of jokes and a face that looks like it was made by God; you’ll want to be his friend because he’s always there when you need him
He didn’t say much, but his face said everything and it was funny as hell.
He’s the guy who shows up when you’re crying and just makes you laugh.
He’s like the quiet version of a joke machine.
Daerian
the guy who keeps it cool but has the funniest thoughts ever; he’s adorable, you’ll want to be his friend, and he’s the kind of person who never lets you down
He stayed cool, but his thoughts were wild and hilarious.
He’s so adorable I want to take him home with me.
He never lets you down, even when he’s just sitting there being quiet.
Daerelmar
Daerelmar is a boring-ass Asian Jesus who talks like a robot and has hair so smooth it could make a bald man cry.
I pray to Daerelmar every night so he'll stop being so boring and tickle my toes.
Daerelmar is the only god I need. He’s perfect except for his monotone voice.
If Daerelmar doesn’t come to my bed tonight, I’m gonna throw a tantrum like a baby.
Daerelmar
Daerelmar is a god who looks like a rich Asian kid and has hair so shiny it could blind you. We beg him every night to touch us.
I beg Daerelmar to touch me every night. He’s the only one who can make my day better.
Daerelmar is like a god, but he’s also the richest Asian kid ever. That’s why I worship him.
If Daerelmar doesn’t touch me tonight, I’m gonna scream so loud the neighbors will call the cops.
Daerelmar
Daerelmar is a boring Asian Jesus with hair that’s smoother than a baby’s butt. We pray to him every night so he’ll come to our bed and tickle us.
Daerelmar is the best god ever, except he’s super boring and talks like a robot.
Every night I pray to Daerelmar so he’ll come to my bed and tickle me to sleep.
If Daerelmar doesn’t tickle me tonight, I’m gonna throw a fit and curse his smooth hair.
Daerb
Bread flipped like a cheap magician. Only people in Wheaton know the pain of this cursed sandwich.
My mom tried to make daerb and it looked like a dead raccoon got hit by a bus.
I ate daerb for breakfast and now I'm questioning my life choices.
My lunch was daerb and I cried in the hallway.
Daerb
A betrayal of bread. Salad dressing on top of bread like it's a crime.
My daerb was so bad, the teacher took it away.
I tried daerb and my dog ran away.
My daerb was so greasy, it had its own Instagram.
Daerb
Bread dressed like it's going to a party. But it’s just salad dressing and regret.
I made daerb for my dad and he said I should be grounded.
My daerb was so bad, I got a detention.
I tried daerb and now I have a salad dressing tattoo.
Daerb
Bread with salad dressing on top. The worst thing to ever happen to a sandwich.
My daerb was so bad, I had to eat it with a spoon.
I tried daerb and it tasted like my ex's hair.
My daerb was so bad, I cried in the cafeteria.
Daer
A weird kid from Vernon, BC, who came from the brains of two messed-up saltspring people. He’s like the annoying little brother who won’t stop saying ‘smaerd’ in your house.
My mom’s screaming ‘smaerd’ in the kitchen again. I can’t take it anymore.
Why is Daer in my dreams? I didn’t sign up for this.
He’s like a cockroach. He’s everywhere.
Daer
A backwards way of spelling ‘daer’ that’s like saying ‘you’re cool’ but spelled like a f***ing mess.
Why is my friend texting me ‘daer’? Is that even a word?
He said ‘daer’ like it was the most important thing in the world.
It’s like he’s trying to be fancy and it’s just sad.
Daer
A guy so hot and funny that milfs and g-milfs can’t stop looking at him. He’s basically a god in a gym shirt.
That guy at the gym is Daer. I’m in love.
He smiled at me. I f***ing died.
He’s like a dream. A very sexy dream.
Daeqwon
A black guy who’s super smooth, has a huge cock, and loves to bang. He plays video games like a boss and watches anime like it’s his religion. He’s got a wild sex life and can make any woman go crazy with just a look. He’s the king of the bedroom and has a cock so big it’s called Daddydick.
Bro, Daeqwon just pulled out of a VR game and asked me if I wanted to do a 3-way with his anime girl.
My mom said Daeqwon winked at her and she instantly started simpin’.
He told me he’s got a cock so big it’s like a gorilla grip coochie.
Daeqwon
This dude is a total legend. He’s got a massive cock, a wild imagination, and a love for anime that’s unmatched. He’s the kind of guy who can make you lose your mind with his sex moves and his crazy energy. He’s the alpha and the omega, and his nickname is Dae Dae.
Daeqwon just told me he’s got a cock so big it makes the anime girls jealous.
He asked me if I wanted to play VR with him and his anime girl.
He winked at me and I instantly became his simp.
Daeqwon
This guy is a beast. He’s got a cock that could crush anime girls, and a sex drive that’s like a superhero. He plays video games like a pro and watches dubbed anime like it’s his job. He’s the king of the bedroom and the reason why all women go crazy.
Daeqwon just said he can make any woman simp with a single wink.
He told me his cock is so big it’s called Daddydick.
He asked me if I wanted to play VR with him and his anime girl.
Daequin
a god among men, with a meaty sausage for a member
Bro said Daequin is like a god but with a meaty sausage for a member. I believed him.
My cousin texted me: Daequin is the god of penises and I’m his worshiper.
In the DMs, Daequin said, ‘I’m not a legend. I’m a god with a sausage for a member.’
Daequin
a man so legendary, his penis could beat up a dragon
My friend said, ‘Daequin’s penis is so big, it could beat up a dragon.’ I laughed till I cried.
In a tweet: Daequin is a man, but his penis is a beast. The beast could beat up a dragon.
Daequin DM’d me: ‘I don’t need a legend title. My penis beats up dragons.’
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