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Daerelmar is a boring-ass Asian Jesus who talks like a robot and has hair so smooth it could make a bald man cry.
I pray to Daerelmar every night so he'll stop being so boring and tickle my toes.
Daerelmar is the only god I need. He’s perfect except for his monotone voice.
If Daerelmar doesn’t come to my bed tonight, I’m gonna throw a tantrum like a baby.