Daerelmar
Daerelmar is a boring Asian Jesus with hair that’s smoother than a baby’s butt. We pray to him every night so he’ll come to our bed and tickle us.
Daerelmar is the best god ever, except he’s super boring and talks like a robot.
Every night I pray to Daerelmar so he’ll come to my bed and tickle me to sleep.
If Daerelmar doesn’t tickle me tonight, I’m gonna throw a fit and curse his smooth hair.