Daerelmar - Daerelmar is a god who looks like a rich Asian kid and has h

Daerelmar is a god who looks like a rich Asian kid and has hair so shiny it could blind you. We beg him every night to touch us.

I beg Daerelmar to touch me every night. He’s the only one who can make my day better.

Daerelmar is like a god, but he’s also the richest Asian kid ever. That’s why I worship him.

If Daerelmar doesn’t touch me tonight, I’m gonna scream so loud the neighbors will call the cops.