Daequin

Bro said Daequin is like a god but with a meaty sausage for a member. I believed him.

My cousin texted me: Daequin is the god of penises and I’m his worshiper.

In the DMs, Daequin said, ‘I’m not a legend. I’m a god with a sausage for a member.’

My friend said, ‘Daequin’s penis is so big, it could beat up a dragon.’ I laughed till I cried.

In a tweet: Daequin is a man, but his penis is a beast. The beast could beat up a dragon.

Daequin DM’d me: ‘I don’t need a legend title. My penis beats up dragons.’

My mom said, ‘Daequin is so good, his junk is the stuff of legends.’ I thought she was high.

In a group chat: Daequin’s junk is so good, it’s the stuff of legends. We’re all impressed.

Daequin said in a post: ‘I didn’t make legends. My junk did.’