Discover Slang

The gross goo that squirts out of your man-hose and turns you into a dad faster than your mom’s bad decisions.

A sticky foam that comes from a man’s junk and turns him into a dad in nine months or less, depending on how much he drinks.

A hot, foamy mess that shoots out of an old man’s junk and makes you feel like you’re going to die from embarrassment.

A daddy finn is a man so good in bed he could make a nun scream and cry at the same time. He’s got a penis so long it could reach the moon and back, and he’s known as ‘sexy’ because he’s the only man who can make your sheets blush.

Big Daddy Finn is a man with a penis so big it could give a donkey a complex. He’s the reason why the whole neighborhood is now on edge because he’s been making people scream in the middle of the night.

A tiny round dad who thinks he's cool but is really a fagger and doesn't even hide it. He yells at you for being annoying and then texts his ex.

A dad who’s too short and too soft to be a real man. He’s a fagger and acts like it’s a secret. He’s also the reason you’re tired.

A dad who’s like a giant marshmallow. He’s a fagger and he doesn’t care. He’s the worst and you wish he’d just disappear.

Daddy Faaris is the kind of man who makes your cock hard and your snatch wet just by giving you a dap. If you have a snap chat, it instantly turns into a way to blow your load.

Faaris is like the guy who makes your junk tingle and your snatch drip just by touching you. If you have a dap, it’s like getting a free cumshot.

Daddy Faaris is the type of guy who makes your cock twitch and your snatch gush just by saying hi. If you get a dap, it’s like getting a cumshot for free.

A faggy pastor who cries at art shows and calls you 'son' like you're his new toy

A holy man who thinks he's a rock star and can't stop singing hymns in the shower

A gay priest who thinks he's a superhero and can't stop saving people from their own dumb choices

the guy with the biggest pecker ever. he walks like he owns the street and eats bugs like they're snacks. he's a real man, no fake stuff.

the most manly man on earth. his penis is so big it could be a door. he eats bugs for fun and walks like he's king of the world.

the guy with the biggest cock. he eats bugs like they're candy. he walks like he's the boss and his nuts drag on the ground.

When a man is telling a woman he's going to chow down on her snatch like it's a free buffet

A guy bragging he's gonna take a woman's privates and make them his new snack

When a man says he's going to eat a woman's snatch like it's a free pizza