Daddy finn

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A daddy finn is a man so good in bed he could make a nun scream and cry at the same time. He’s got a penis so long it could reach the moon and back, and he’s known as ‘sexy’ because he’s the only man who can make your sheets blush.
My daddy finn woke me up at 3 AM with a text: 'I just finished your laundry and your soul.'
I called my daddy finn ‘sexy’ and he texted back: ‘You’re lucky I didn’t take your breath away.’
My daddy finn turned my white sheets pink. I asked why. He said, ‘Because I love you.’
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Big Daddy Finn is a man with a penis so big it could give a donkey a complex. He’s the reason why the whole neighborhood is now on edge because he’s been making people scream in the middle of the night.
My neighbor’s daddy finn texted me: ‘I just did 12 push-ups with my penis. You should try it.’
Big Daddy Finn walked into a bar and the bar collapsed because he’s that big.
My daddy finn turned my life into a horror movie. The title is ‘The Penis’.
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