Daddy fagger

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A tiny round dad who thinks he's cool but is really a fagger and doesn't even hide it. He yells at you for being annoying and then texts his ex.

Dad: 'I’m not a fagger, I’m just a dad who likes boys.' Then he texts his ex: 'Still cute.'

At the park, he yells at a kid for touching his leg. 'You’re not even my kid!'

He tries to flirt with the pizza guy and gets rejected. 'He said I was too round.'

A dad who’s too short and too soft to be a real man. He’s a fagger and acts like it’s a secret. He’s also the reason you’re tired.

He texts you at 2 a. m. 'Wanna watch a movie? I’ll bring popcorn.' You say no. He texts back: 'You’re mean.'

He tries to dance at the school play and falls over. 'It was a dramatic exit.'

He brings a fagger to the school picnic and starts a food fight. 'It was a love language.'

A dad who’s like a giant marshmallow. He’s a fagger and he doesn’t care. He’s the worst and you wish he’d just disappear.

He texts you: 'I’m a dad, not a fagger. But I still like boys.' You reply: 'You’re both.'

He tries to sing at the grocery store and everyone stares. 'It was a karaoke moment.'

He brings his fagger friend to the kid’s birthday party and they start a dance-off. 'It was epic.'