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EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER
the doctor who shoves his finger up your butt and says, 'You're gonna cough or I'm gonna yell at you.'
He stuck his finger so far up my butt I could taste his coffee.
He told me I had the lungs of a dying donkey.
He made me cough so hard I thought my nugget pouch was gonna explode.
EBE ENT
EBE ENT is like the lunchroom gang that never cleans up. They say Yeat started it, but he probably just wanted free pizza.
@EBE_ENT why u always eatin' my sandwich? #EBEslay
Yeat said we'd be rich. Now we're just rich in crumbs. #EBEENT
I joined EBE ENT to eat. Now I eat and I'm sad. #EBEent
EBE ENT
EBE ENT is the group where everyone eats and no one gives a damn. Yeat probably started it just to mess with the cafeteria.
I eat like a beast. EBE ENT is my tribe. #EBEent
Yeat said we'd rule the world. Now we just rule the snack bar. #EBEENT
EBE ENT: where eating is a religion. #EBEslay
EBE ENT
EBE ENT is like a food fight that never ends. Yeat made it happen, but now we're just stuck eating all the time.
EBE ENT: where snacks are sacred and I'm just there to eat. #EBEslay
Yeat said we'd be famous. Now we're famous for eating. #EBEENT
EBE ENT is my life. I eat, I tweet, I live. #EBEent
EBELINITA
it’s like someone took the name ebelin and turned it into a curse
I swear this ebelinita thing is why my life turned to poop
My mom said I was born under a bad ebelinita
My teacher called me ebelinita and I cried
EBELINITA
ebelinita is the reason your brain short-circuited
My friend got ebelinita and now he talks to ghosts
I got ebelinita during lunch and my soup turned to sludge
My dog got ebelinita and now he hates Mondays
EBELINITA
ebelinita is the worst kind of nickname you can get from a sadistic person
My boss gave me ebelinita and I got fired
My cousin got ebelinita and now he smells like old socks
My neighbor got ebelinita and now he yells at squirrels
EBELINITA
ebelinita is like a bad spell you got from a witch who also hates you
My friend got ebelinita and now he dreams about being a tomato
I got ebelinita and my math teacher thinks I’m a monster
My sister got ebelinita and she now eats glitter for breakfast
EBELINITA
ebelinita is the worst thing that ever happened to your soul
My brother got ebelinita and now he dances in the rain
I got ebelinita and now I cry when I sneeze
My mom got ebelinita and now she talks to the ceiling
EBE EBE
a fake country made by rich guys to take over the world
My math teacher said EBE EBE is like a fake country run by rich guys who think they're gods.
I told my mom EBE EBE is just a bunch of fake countries trying to rule us.
My brother said EBE EBE is like a rich guy's fantasy land that's gonna crash.
EBE EBE
a country made by rich people to boss everyone around
My cousin said EBE EBE is just a rich person’s way of being a boss to the whole world.
My friend said EBE EBE is like a rich guy’s dream of being the ultimate boss.
I said EBE EBE is just a bunch of rich people trying to control the world like it’s a video game.
EBE EBE
a rich guy’s lie about taking over the world
My teacher said EBE EBE is just a rich guy’s lie about taking over the world.
I said EBE EBE is like a rich guy’s fantasy that’s gonna end in a big mess.
My friend said EBE EBE is like a rich guy’s fake story that’s gonna crash like a stupid dream.
EBDism
When a story goes off the rails so bad it looks like a drunk kid tried to write it. Named after a writer who made 64 books with so many mistakes you’d think she was high on glitter and hate.
The main character suddenly has a twin brother no one ever heard of.
A school that's been around for decades just got built last year.
A character who died in book 1 shows up alive in book 32.
EBDism
A series that’s so full of mistakes you could use them as a ladder to climb out of a pit. Named after a writer who made 64 books and forgot what day it was.
A character who was a girl in one book is a boy in the next.
A school that’s supposed to be in France is suddenly in Russia.
A character who was 12 in book 1 is 30 in book 45.
EBDism
When a story is so messed up it could be the result of a coffee-fueled tantrum. Named after a writer who wrote 64 books and had more continuity errors than a broken calculator.
A character who was friends with everyone suddenly hates everyone.
A school that’s been around for decades just got a new building in the last book.
A character who was 14 in book 1 is 20 in book 50.
EBDism
A series that’s so full of mistakes it’s like the writer forgot to turn off the chaos button. Named after a writer who made 64 books and had more continuity errors than a broken calculator.
A character who was a girl in book 1 is a boy in book 2.
A school that’s been around for decades just got a new building in book 60.
A character who was 14 in book 1 is 25 in book 55.
EBDism
When a story is so full of mistakes it looks like the writer was typing with both hands and a bottle of whiskey. Named after a writer who made 64 books and had more continuity errors than a mad scientist’s lab.
A character who was a friend in book 1 is an enemy in book 2.
A school that’s been around for decades just got built last year.
A character who was 14 in book 1 is 30 in book 55.
EBDism
When a story goes so wrong it’s like the writer was high on glitter, caffeine, and confusion. Named after a writer who made 64 books and had more continuity errors than a broken robot.
A character who was a girl in book 1 is a boy in book 2.
A school that’s been around for decades suddenly has a new building in book 60.
A character who was 14 in book 1 is 30 in book 50.
EBC
EBC is the east side of Van Isle, where all the real creekers live. It's where you go to drink, fight, and make enemies with everyone else.
EBC is my home, and I will die there.
West Side is trash, and I hate them with all my heart.
I went to EBC and drank 10 OEs. Now I'm sick.
EBC
Eating by the computer is when you eat and drink while sitting in front of your laptop, and you're too lazy to clean up.
I ate a burger by my computer and now my keyboard is full of cheese.
I drank a whole soda by my laptop and spilled it on my pants.
I ate a pizza while watching Netflix, and I got crumbs in my laptop.
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