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EBG13
It’s like when you’re trying to eat a whole pizza and your little brother takes the last slice.
My friend used EBG13 on my birthday message. I thought it was a curse. It was just a joke.
I got a text that said 'I LUV U' and I thought it was my crush. It was EBG13. I felt like an idiot.
My teacher used EBG13 on my homework and I got a C. I thought I failed. It was just a C.
EBG13
It’s like when your dog eats your homework and you have to explain it to your teacher.
My brother used EBG13 on my phone and I couldn’t call my crush. I felt like my dog ate my phone.
I got a message that said 'U R CUTE' and I thought it was my crush. It was EBG13. I felt like I was dreaming.
My mom used EBG13 on my allowance. I got $3. I felt like my dog ate my money.
EBG13
It’s like when you try to whisper a secret and your whole class hears it.
My teacher used EBG13 on my math test and I got a B. I thought I was a genius. I wasn’t.
I got a message that said 'I LUV U' and I thought it was my crush. It was EBG13. I felt like a genius.
My mom used EBG13 on my allowance and I got $4. I thought it was a gift. It was EBG13.
EBG
A group of people who eat the booty of others. They’re like the trash crew of the party, but with better snacks and more shame.
"You ate my last donut?" "That’s why I’m the EBG."
At the pizza party, the EBG ate the whole pizza and left nothing for the others.
The EBG took the last slice and said, "You should’ve been faster."
EBG
A game where you can’t talk about your favorite person or you get punished. It’s like being in a relationship but with more rules and less fun.
"I can’t say anything about my bias?" "You’re in the EBG now."
During the EBG, she got teased for liking the wrong person and had to wear a hat that said "I’m stupid."
He lost the EBG and had to eat a whole cake in front of everyone.
EBG
A disease that turns men into testicle-less fools who believe lies about their friends. It’s the worst thing that can happen to a guy.
"You think your friend betrayed you? You’ve got EBG."
He got EBG from a girl and now he thinks his best friend is a thief.
She infected three guys at once with EBG and now they all think the same dumb things.
EBG
Every single girl who shows up. They’re like the whole team showing up to a one-on-one fight.
"Why are there so many girls here?" "That’s the EBG."
At the concert, the EBG showed up and made the whole crowd go wild.
He asked, "Why are you here?" She said, "That’s what the EBG does."
EBG
A secret that’s so good, it’s worth keeping. You’ll regret telling it.
"Wouldn’t YOU like to know?" He asked. She just stared at him like he was crazy.
He whispered, "Wouldn’t YOU like to know?" and she didn’t even blink.
She said, "Wouldn’t YOU like to know?" and he ran away.
EBG
A person so good, they make Einstein look like a failure and Elon Musk feel poor. They’re like the king of the world.
"He’s the EBG. You’ll never be as good as him."
She said, "He’s the EBG. You’re just a regular person."
He was the EBG and made everyone else look like fools.
EBG
A girl who uses her chest to boss people around. She’s like a boss with a side dish.
"She’s the EBG. You’ll never be as cool as her."
He said, "She’s the EBG. She bosses everyone around."
She was the EBG and made the whole office jealous.
EBF Egypt
The spot where the sun beats your butt raw and the only thing near you is a camel that side-eyes you.
I got lost in EBF Egypt and my phone died. Now I'm just a sad camel snack.
My mom said I was in EBF Egypt, but I swear I saw a ghost.
I got stuck in EBF Egypt and my shoes fell off. I'm now a desert ghost.
EBF Egypt
A place so far out you might as well be dead, and the only thing watching you is a sandstorm with a vendetta.
I tried to text my friend from EBF Egypt, but the sandstorm ate my phone.
My GPS said I was in EBF Egypt, but I was actually being haunted by a cactus.
I got stuck in EBF Egypt and now my pants are full of sand and regret.
EBF Egypt
A place so empty even the camels take a lunch break and leave you alone with your thoughts and your stink.
I got stuck in EBF Egypt and my thoughts were louder than my stink.
My friend said I was in EBF Egypt, but I swear I saw a ghost riding a camel.
I was in EBF Egypt and my stink was so bad, the camels came back just to mock me.
EBERGY
A dumb idea that a guy thinks his junk is as big and strong as a tank. A girl might think she wants a tank attached to her junk. Always in all caps. It came from a stupid typo on Facebook, like when someone tried to type 'owned' but messed it up.
Bro, my EBERGY is through the roof, I just ate 10 burgers.
My girlfriend says her EBERGY is 1000% real.
EBERGY is the only reason I passed math.
EBERGY
A stupid word for when a guy thinks his junk is as big as a monster truck. A girl might want a monster truck attached to her junk. It's all caps and came from a typo on Facebook, like when someone tried to say 'owned' and failed.
My EBERGY is so strong, I can bench press a cow.
I told my mom I had EBERGY, she said I was weird.
EBERGY is real, and I'm the king.
EBERGY
A dumb term for when a guy thinks his junk is like a rocket. A girl might wish for a rocket attached to her junk. It's in all caps and came from a typo on Facebook, like when someone tried to say 'owned' and messed it up.
EBERGY is my power, and I’m not afraid to use it.
I got EBERGY from my dad, and it’s amazing.
EBERGY is the reason I can run a marathon.
EBERGY
A stupid word for when a guy thinks his junk is like a dragon. A girl might wish for a dragon attached to her junk. It's written in all caps and came from a typo on Facebook, like when someone tried to say 'owned' and messed it up.
I have EBERGY and I’m not afraid of anything.
EBERGY is my life, my love, my everything.
My EBERGY is so strong, it could beat up a bear.
EBERGY
A dumb idea that a guy thinks his junk is like a superhero. A girl might wish for a superhero attached to her junk. It's in all caps and came from a typo on Facebook, like when someone tried to say 'owned' and messed it up.
EBERGY is my superpower, and I'm unstoppable.
My EBERGY is real, and it's super strong.
EBERGY is the reason I’m the best at video games.
EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER
the guy in a white coat who shoves his finger up your butt while yelling at you to blow your nose like a trumpet.
He looked like he was doing a math problem on my butt.
I swear he took a bite out of my nugget pouch.
He told me I had the lungs of a dying whale.
EBENEZER BALL SQUEEZER
the man who sticks his hand in your butt crack and yells, 'You're not a kid anymore!'
He told me I was a 'nugget failure' and made me cough like I had a frog in my throat.
He grabbed my nugget pouch like it was a birthday present.
He said I had the breath of a sewer rat.
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