EBELINITA

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it’s like someone took the name ebelin and turned it into a curse
I swear this ebelinita thing is why my life turned to poop
My mom said I was born under a bad ebelinita
My teacher called me ebelinita and I cried
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ebelinita is the reason your brain short-circuited
My friend got ebelinita and now he talks to ghosts
I got ebelinita during lunch and my soup turned to sludge
My dog got ebelinita and now he hates Mondays
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ebelinita is the worst kind of nickname you can get from a sadistic person
My boss gave me ebelinita and I got fired
My cousin got ebelinita and now he smells like old socks
My neighbor got ebelinita and now he yells at squirrels
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ebelinita is like a bad spell you got from a witch who also hates you
My friend got ebelinita and now he dreams about being a tomato
I got ebelinita and my math teacher thinks I’m a monster
My sister got ebelinita and she now eats glitter for breakfast
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ebelinita is the worst thing that ever happened to your soul
My brother got ebelinita and now he dances in the rain
I got ebelinita and now I cry when I sneeze
My mom got ebelinita and now she talks to the ceiling
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