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EBC

EBC is a funny way to call big Eastern European penises. It's like a group of guys with huge dicks from Serbia, Croatia, Russia, and Montenegro.

My friend's uncle from Serbia has an EBC, and it's ridiculous.

I saw a guy from Montenegro and thought, 'that's one big EBC.'

My cousin said his friend has an EBC, and I believe him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBC

EBC is like a phone or pager you use to get a booty call from someone who wants some lovin'. It's your electronic way of getting some action.

I got an EBC call from my crush, and I was so excited.

My EBC went off during class, and I got in trouble.

I used my EBC to call my friend, and we had a good time.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBC

An emotional booty call is when a girl calls you just to feel better. It's like she needs a little love to keep her fake life going.

My friend got an emotional booty call from her ex, and she cried.

I got an emotional booty call from my crush, and it felt good.

She called me every week for emotional booty calls, and I was tired.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBC

This school is the worst. I want to die. Mocks are trash. I swear, if this gets rejected, I will end the world again.

This school is the worst. I’m so tired of mocks.

I want to die. This school is killing me.

I swear, if I get rejected, I’m ending the world again.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBC

When someone you used to know calls or emails you out of nowhere, and they start crying about their life problems.

My old friend called me out of nowhere and cried about his life.

She emailed me from nowhere and said she was broken.

He messaged me and said, 'I need you, I’m dying.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBD

When you lose your mind and start screaming like a feral goat because your life is a mess.

My math test was a 23% and I cried in the hallway.

My dad forgot my birthday and I threw a chair.

I got into a fight with my dog and my mom took sides.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBD

EBD is like the original Essex gang, started in the late 90s, and they were all about kicking ass and taking names in hardcore music.

Unite and Raiden were the kings of EBD.

They hung out with LBU and had pit fights in Southend.

Now fake EBD bands are just trying to look cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBD

When you call a girl from far away, hoping she’s hot, but she turns out to be a disaster.

I called a girl from school, she looked like a pizza face.

I texted a girl in Manchester, she had a cow face.

I called a girl from down the road, she was a mess.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBD

A kid who acts like a lunatic and can’t control their emotions, even when they’re not high or on drugs.

He threw a tantrum in the playground like a toddler.

She cried in math class because of a bad grade.

He ran out of the room because his friend laughed at him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBD

When you stick your face in a girl’s butt, suck it out like a vacuum, and then spit it back in her face.

He did it in the hallway and everyone laughed.

She made him do it during lunch.

They did it in the gym and the teacher saw.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBD

When you have a dick so big it’s like it’s got its own personality and it’s always showing off.

He showed it off in the shower and everyone laughed.

She got jealous and called him a giant.

He bragged about it at the party and no one believed him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBCAK

When you’re so far from the keyboard you might as well be in another state and you mess it all up

I clicked the wrong button because I was daydreaming about tacos.

I sent a text to my mom saying I was going to fail math.

I tried to log in and ended up deleting my whole account.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBCAK

When your brain is on vacation and your hands are on the keyboard but you still manage to ruin everything

I typed my password in all caps and it didn’t work.

I hit 'enter' instead of 'delete' and lost my essay.

I tried to send a message but it came out as a scream.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBBGBN

A fancy way to say you’re eating butt chunks while punching someone’s insides and throwing nuts everywhere.

I just did EBBGBN in the lunchroom and now the trash can is crying.

He EBBGBN’d me during the football game. I’m still recovering.

I did EBBGBN so hard my mom called the police.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBBGBN

When you eat someone’s butt, hit their guts like a drum, and bust their nuts so hard they’re stuck in the ceiling.

She EBBGBN’d my brother and now his nuts are on the ceiling fan.

I EBBGBN’d my teacher and got sent to the principal’s office.

My friend EBBGBN’d a guy and now he’s stuck in the wall.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBBGBN

The ultimate battle where you chew butt bits, punch guts, and smash nuts so hard they explode like confetti.

We did EBBGBN in the park and now the grass is covered in nuts.

He EBBGBN’d me during a video game and I lost my headset.

I EBBGBN’d my dog and now he’s covered in butt bits.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB Oceanman

I live for the ocean and hate landlubbers with a burning passion

The ocean is my life. The shore is my death.

I’d rather drown than talk to a person who doesn’t know what a wave is.

I told my friend he was a landlubber and he cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB Oceanman

I’m the ocean man, and I don’t care if you’re a baby or a fool

I’m the ocean man. You’re just a kid who can’t swim.

I told the fool he could surf and he fell off a boat.

Even babies know the ocean is cool, but fools don’t.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB Oceanman

I'm the ocean man, and I will make you wet if you don't respect me

I told him to respect the ocean or he’d get wet. He didn’t. He got soaked.

I threw a wave at the guy who didn’t know what a tide was. He was wet.

I let the ocean take over his shoes because he insulted it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB Oceanman

I know the ocean better than your mom knows your grades

Your mom doesn’t know your grades. The ocean knows everything.

The ocean knows my secrets. Your mom only knows your report card.

I told my mom the ocean knows more about me than she does. She cried.

by Slangipedia 17d ago