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EBB Oceanman

The ocean is my lover, and you are not worthy of its waves

The ocean loves me. You are just a guy who can’t swim.

I told the ocean I love it. It sent a wave to kiss me.

You’re not worthy of the ocean’s love. You’re just a guy who fell off a boat.

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EBB Oceanman

I’m the ocean man, and I don’t need you to be cool

I don’t need you to be cool. The ocean is already cool.

I don’t need you to be cool. I’ve got the ocean.

You don’t need to be cool. The ocean is the only one who needs to be cool.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB DB

The EBB DB is like a secret list of employees who get the boot for stupid or evil reasons. It's all hush-hush and no one can argue it. You might be on it for something as tiny as a coffee break or as big as stealing the company's secrets.

I got fired because I said the boss looked like a penguin.

They put me on the list for not wearing a tie on Friday.

I was blackballed for liking the rival company's coffee better.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB DB

The EBB DB is a sneaky way to get rid of people who annoy the bosses. It's like a ghost list. You could be on it for talking too much or being too smart. No one knows why, and no one can prove it.

My boss put me on the list because I laughed at his bad joke.

I was blackballed for not knowing the company's password.

They called me anti-establishment for liking my lunch.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB DB

The EBB DB is like a secret club for people who get fired for no good reason. It's run by jerks who hide behind fake companies. You might be on it for something as tiny as talking too loud or as big as stealing the company's money.

I was blackballed for using the printer too much.

They called me a thief for taking one extra pencil.

I got fired because I didn't like the office decor.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB DB

The EBB DB is a dirty little list of people who get the boot for weird or mean reasons. No one can see it and no one can argue it. You might be on it for being too smart, too loud, or just too much.

They put me on the list because I didn't know the boss's name.

I was blackballed for not wearing my uniform on Monday.

I got fired for saying the office smelled like a garbage can.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB DB

The EBB DB is like a secret jail for employees who get fired for dumb stuff. It’s run by people who don’t want to be bothered. You might be on it for something as tiny as being late or as big as stealing the company’s ideas.

I was blackballed for not knowing the company’s birthday.

They put me on the list for not smiling at the coffee machine.

I got fired because I called the boss a donkey.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB DB

The EBB DB is a secret list of people who get fired for being annoying or being too good. No one can see it. You might be on it for being too smart, too loud, or just too much.

They called me anti-establishment for liking my lunch.

I got fired for not wearing my shoes on Tuesday.

I was blackballed because I said the office was too bright.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB

Ebb is a weirdo who loves eating ass like it's his full-time job and his part-time hobby.

Ebb just ate my ass and I'm still recovering.

My cousin Ebb eats ass so much, he got a PhD in it.

Ebb tried to eat my grandma's ass and she kicked him out.

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EBB

An Ebb is a weak electric BB gun. It’s the worst gun ever. My throw is stronger than its shot.

Ebb's gun is so weak, it can’t even hit my dog.

I beat Ebb in Airsoft because his gun is worse than my throw.

Ebb tried to shoot me, but I threw my shoe at him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB

An Ebb is when you have to go to the bathroom really fast and you can't say much.

I had to go to the bathroom and just texted 'Ebb' to my mom.

During class, I had to go so bad, I just said 'Ebb' to my friend.

My dad texted me 'Ebb' because he had to go to the bathroom.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB

Ebb is when you press your face into a girl's boobs and say it over and over while yelling 'Flut' at the end.

I did Ebb to my crush and it was the best thing ever.

My friend did Ebb to his sister and she screamed.

I did Ebb in class and got caught.

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EBB

EBBS is what Jennnnaaayy uses on her food. It's like magic seasoning but she calls it EBBS.

Jennnnaaayy used EBBS on her eggs and it was amazing.

My friend tried EBBS and it was like a food explosion.

EBBS is the best seasoning ever and I love it.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB

Ebbe means someone is hot, cool, and sexy. It's like the ultimate compliment.

My crush is Ebbe and I love him so much.

My friend said I was Ebbe and I felt amazing.

My teacher said I was Ebbe and I blushed.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBB

Ebbe is the sexiest man on Earth. He can make anyone fall in love with him just by saying 'fuck me Ebbe'.

Ebbe said 'fuck me Ebbe' and I fell in love with him.

My crush is Ebbe and he said 'fuck me Ebbe' to me.

Ebbe is so sexy, I want to marry him.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

A person who posts about stuff they don’t know on social media and claims they know someone related to that stuff. They think just because their cousin’s cousin’s best friend’s pet is a lawyer, they’re an expert.

My sister-in-law posted about climate change because her brother’s coworker’s dog knows about it.

My mom tweets about space because her nephew’s friend’s uncle is an astronaut.

My aunt says she knows about politics because her husband’s cousin’s boss is a senator.

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EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

They pretend to know everything about a subject just because their relative works in that field. They don’t care if they’re wrong. They just want to sound smart.

My cousin says she’s an expert on finance because her brother works in banking. She doesn’t know what a stock is.

My uncle claims to know about medicine because his friend is a nurse. He still thinks a stethoscope is for listening to your radio.

My niece posts about tech because her boyfriend’s coworker works at Apple. She doesn’t know what a phone is.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

A person who claims to know everything about a subject just because their relative works in that field. They don’t know the difference between a job and a degree.

My mom says she knows about law because her brother’s wife’s brother is a lawyer. She thinks a contract is a napkin.

My dad tweets about cooking because his brother’s wife’s best friend is a chef. He still uses ketchup as a sauce.

My cousin says she knows about art because her friend’s uncle is a painter. She thinks a brush is for cleaning your hair.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

They post about stuff they don’t know just because they’re related to someone who knows it. They think being related to someone is the same as being an expert.

My aunt posts about music because her nephew’s best friend is a DJ. She thinks a beat is a heartbeat.

My uncle tweets about sports because his brother’s son is a football player. He thinks a goal is a goal post.

My cousin says she knows about fashion because her friend’s mom is a designer. She thinks a dress is a coat.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome

They act like they know everything about a subject just because they know someone in that field. They don’t know the difference between a job and a life.

My mom says she knows about science because her brother’s wife is a scientist. She thinks a theory is a guess.

My dad posts about math because his cousin’s son is a mathematician. He still uses a calculator as a phone.

My sister tweets about history because her friend’s uncle is a historian. She thinks a timeline is a calendar.

by Slangipedia 17d ago