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EBAS - Expert By Association Syndrome
They post about things they don’t know just because they know someone who does. They think association is the same as knowledge.
My aunt says she knows about medicine because her brother’s wife is a nurse. She thinks a pill is a vitamin.
My uncle tweets about cooking because his brother’s son is a chef. He still uses ketchup as a sauce.
My cousin posts about music because her friend’s best friend is a musician. She thinks a song is a noise.
EBAMF
A super short way to say someone is the worst kind of loser. Like the worst kind of worst.
My math teacher said I failed again. EBAMF.
My dog ate my homework. EBAMF.
My mom said I was grounded for life. EBAMF.
EBAMF
A fancy way to call someone a total waste of space. Like a waste of space who also wastes your time.
My brother broke my phone. EBAMF.
My crush ignored me. EBAMF.
My dad said I had to clean my room. EBAMF.
EBAMF
A loud and rude way to describe someone who is totally useless. Like a useless person who also talks too much.
My friend told me my joke was bad. EBAMF.
My neighbor yelled at me for mowing the lawn. EBAMF.
My teacher gave me a zero. EBAMF.
EBAMF
A funny way to say someone is the worst. Like the kind of worst that makes you want to cry.
My mom said I had to do the dishes. EBAMF.
My cat knocked my food off the table. EBAMF.
My dog barked at me for no reason. EBAMF.
EBAMF
A crazy way to call someone a total mess. Like a mess who also smells bad.
My brother said I was a baby. EBAMF.
My friend called me a nerd. EBAMF.
My teacher said I was lazy. EBAMF.
EBAMF
A loud and dirty way to say someone is the worst kind of person. Like the worst person who also smells like a garbage can.
My friend said I was weird. EBAMF.
My brother said I was a failure. EBAMF.
My teacher said I was a disgrace. EBAMF.
EBAH
A evil brain with a heart full of nonsense. Tech N9ne made it up for his dumb EP called EBAH. It’s like being cursed by a brain that thinks it’s a angel.
My brain is EBAH, I just ate a whole pizza for breakfast.
I got EBAH from my mom, and now I hate math.
Tech N9ne is EBAH, he raps like he’s on a sugar high.
EBAH
Something so wild it makes you want to slap someone. Like seeing a goat wearing a crown and riding a skateboard.
That new video game is EBAH, it made me drop my phone on the floor.
My dog did a backflip, that was EBAH.
When my brother ate my homework, that was EBAH.
EBAH
A Bulgarian fighting style that moms and dads use to beat their kids. It’s like when your dad kicks you with a sock, but way worse.
My mom used EBAH on me for not doing my chores.
At school, my dad taught me EBAH, and now I can punch through walls.
My grandma used EBAH to beat my brother with a spoon.
EB0
a stupid game that makes your brain feel like it got hit by a truck
I tried to beat EB0 and my brain is now a fried egg
My cousin plays EB0 and acts like it's the best thing ever
EB0 is so bad I want to throw my controller at the screen
EB0
a game so weird it might be trying to ruin your life
EB0 is like being stuck in a weird dream that won't end
My friend plays EB0 and now he talks to imaginary friends
EB0 is the reason I failed math class
EB0
a game that makes you question everything you know
EB0 made me think my mom is a robot
I started crying during EB0 because it was too confusing
EB0 is the worst thing to ever happen to me
EB0
a game that your brain can't handle and it will hate you for it
EB0 gave me a headache so bad I threw my cereal at the TV
I tried to beat EB0 and my brain ran away
EB0 is the reason my dog won't look at me anymore
EB0
a game that makes you feel like you're being tortured by aliens
EB0 is like being tortured by aliens who love math
I screamed at EB0 and it didn't even flinch
EB0 is the worst game ever and I want to die
EB0
a game that your brain will betray you for
My brain betrayed me and joined EB0
EB0 is so bad my brain ran away and joined the enemy
I tried to beat EB0 and my brain was like 'no thanks'
EB'n It
EB'n It is when you’re so deep in the East Bay that you think the ocean is a parking lot and the sun is a cop giving you a ticket.
My cousin got EB'n It so bad he tried to fight a foghorn.
I was EB'n It when I thought the BART was a subway and not a lifeline.
My homie got EB'n It and tried to eat a hot dog at the beach like it was a taco.
EB'n It
EB'n It is when you’re stuck in the East Bay so hard you think the 580 is a river and the traffic is a curse from the devil.
My mom got EB'n It and tried to drive through a car wash like it was a tunnel.
I got EB'n It when I thought the 880 was a bus and not a highway.
My brother got EB'n It and tried to eat a burrito at the airport like it was a meal.
EB'n It
EB'n It is when you’re so lost in the East Bay you think the Oakland Coliseum is a spaceship and the Raiders are aliens taking over.
My friend got EB'n It and tried to talk to a streetlight like it was his best friend.
I got EB'n It and thought the BART was a spaceship and I was going to Mars.
My cousin got EB'n It and tried to eat a taco at the airport like it was a snack.
EB Rental
Buying a game from EB Games just so you can poop it back in seven days and get your money back like it was never there. Sometimes done at GAME too, but they only give you store credit and it feels like getting slapped with a receipt.
I EB rented that game just so I could play it for ten minutes and then throw it back in the bin.
Dropped $60 on a game I EB rented because I thought it would be cool for a week.
Why do I EB rent games? Because I’m broke and I hate myself.
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