Discover Slang

EB Rental
When you buy a game from EB so you can return it later and laugh in the face of the person who sold it to you. It's like borrowing a movie but with more swearing and less snacks.
I EB rented this game because I’m too lazy to play it and too cheap to buy it.
EB rented that game, and now it’s on my list of things I regret.
EB rented it. I played it once. That’s all I needed.
EB Rental
Buying a game from EB just to return it and get your cash back. It’s like stealing from the store but with less jail time and more bragging rights.
EB rented that game, and I’m still laughing about it.
I EB rented it because I thought I was fancy.
EB rented, played it for ten minutes, and I’m still proud of myself.
EB Rental
When you buy a game just so you can return it and get your cash back. It’s like getting a free game for a week, but with more swearing and less actual fun.
I EB rented that game because I’m broke and I hate myself.
EB rented it, I played it, and now I’m regretting it.
EB rental? That’s just a fancy way of saying I’m cheap.
EB Rental
Buying a game from EB just so you can return it and get your cash back. It’s like being a little kid who only plays games for a few minutes and then throws them in the bin.
I EB rented that game because I thought it was cool for seven days.
EB rented that game, and now it’s on my list of things I regret.
I EB rented it, played it for ten minutes, and then I cried.
EB Rental
When you buy a game from EB just to return it and get your money back. It’s like being a thief who only steals for a week and then gets caught.
I EB rented that game because I’m cheap and I like to pretend I’m fancy.
EB rented that game, and I’m still proud of myself.
EB rented it, I played it, and I’m still regretting it.
EB Depression
The sad, bloated feeling you get when you stuff your face with so much Eagles Boys pizza you think you’re gonna die.
After eating six slices, I looked like a deflated balloon. #EBDepression
I ate so much pizza I had to text my mom: 'I think I’m gonna vomit.'
I ate pizza until I couldn’t fit into my pants. #EBDepression
EB Depression
When you eat so much Eagles Boys pizza you feel like a pig that just got fed a whole barn.
I ate so much pizza I could’ve eaten a whole cow. #EBDepression
After that pizza, I felt like I was going to burst. #EBDepression
I looked in the mirror and said, 'I am not a human.'
EB Depression
The misery you feel when you’re too full from Eagles Boys pizza to move or think straight.
I was so full from pizza I couldn’t even text my friend. #EBDepression
After that pizza, I fell asleep on the couch. #EBDepression
I felt like a balloon that got hit by a brick. #EBDepression
EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
The EB accent is the meanest way of talking in Perth. It comes from Ellenbrook, where people punch you for fun and call you a loser if you don’t know what ‘waish’ means.
Bro, I just saw a guy fall off a bike, waish!
I’m gonna punch you, dsk!
Idrn, I swear I’ll kill you if you don’t stop talking.
EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
If you’re from Ellenbrook, you talk like a savage. You say ‘waish’ when you’re happy, ‘idrn’ when you’re mad, and ‘dsk’ when you’re about to hit someone so hard they cry.
Waish, my coffee is gone!
Idrn, I’m gonna beat you up!
You said ‘dsk’? I’m already on my way.
EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
The EB accent is like a curse from Ellenbrook. People say ‘waish’ when they’re surprised, ‘idrn’ when they’re being extra rude, and ‘dsk’ when they’re about to get you in trouble.
Waish, I just got a 10 out of 10 on my test!
Idrn, I’m gonna eat your lunch.
Dsk, I’m coming for you at lunchtime.
EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
Ellenbrook people talk like they own the city. They say ‘waish’ when something’s cool, ‘idrn’ when they’re angry, and ‘dsk’ when they’re about to punch you like a kid.
Waish, I got a new phone!
Idrn, I’m gonna punch you for your bad grades.
Dsk, I’m coming for you after school.
EB ACCENT (Ellenbrook)
The EB accent is the worst way to talk. It’s from Ellenbrook, and people say ‘waish’ when they’re happy, ‘idrn’ when they’re being annoying, and ‘dsk’ when they’re ready to fight.
Waish, I just got a 10 out of 10!
Idrn, I’m gonna steal your lunch.
Dsk, I’m already here.
EAxis
The new version of Maxis after 2013. It's like Maxis got a new name but still acts like a lazy kid who never does their homework.
"EAxis? That's just Maxis with a bad haircut and a worse attitude.", @gamergrumpy on Twitter
"I thought Maxis was gone. Turns out they just became EAxis and got a new nickname.", DM from a confused fan
"EAxis is Maxis pretending it's not the same company. It's like wearing a disguise and still tripping over your own feet.", Reddit post
EAxis
A made-up word that mixes sexy and easy. Someone messed up the spelling and it turned into a fancy new term.
"I thought it was a typo, but now everyone thinks it's a new word. Who's the sexy easy person now?", @wordnerd42 on Instagram
"That's not a typo, that's a new trend. Sexy easy, baby!", Text from a friend who thinks they're cool
"I tried to say 'sexy easy' but it came out as 'EAxis' and now I'm stuck with it.", DM from a confused person"
EAoDT
Chew butt or go down in flames
I’d rather eat your face than let you win this game.
She said she’d eat my ass if I didn’t finish my lunch.
He went down in flames after refusing to eat ass.
EAoDT
Suck face or get knocked out
I’ll suck your face or you’ll knock me out.
He said he’d suck my face if I didn’t back down.
She got knocked out for refusing to suck face.
EAoDT
Lick butts or get buried alive
I’d lick your butts or you’d bury me alive.
He said he’d lick my butts if I didn’t run away.
She got buried alive for not licking butts.
EAoDT
Take a dump or get fed up
I’ll take a dump or you’ll get fed up.
She said she’d take a dump if I didn’t shut up.
He got fed up after I took a dump on his shoes.
EAoDT
Swallow butt or get exploded
I’ll swallow your butt or you’ll get exploded.
He said he’d swallow my butt if I didn’t back off.
She got exploded for refusing to swallow butt.
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