EAoDT
Nose dive or get eaten
I’ll nose dive or you’ll get eaten.
She said she’d nose dive if I didn’t let her win.
He got eaten after refusing to nose dive.
Discover Slang
EAing
EAing is when a cool game company gets bought by EA, forced to make a bad game full of annoying money stuff, and then gets shut down because no one wants it.
'I can't believe EA turned my favorite game into a cash grab.', A fan crying in the comments.
'They took my SimCity and replaced it with SimCash.', A SimCity fan on Twitter.
'EA turned my favorite game into a money pit.', A dev on Reddit.
EAing
Buy the ‘Urban Dictionary’ DLC to keep going, it costs a small fortune and it’s just a bunch of jokes.
'I paid £17.99 for a bunch of stupid jokes. Not worth it.', A student on Twitter.
'Why do I have to pay for a joke list?', A gamer on Reddit.
'Urban Dictionary DLC? That’s the most expensive joke I’ve ever bought.', A dev on Twitter.
EAing
EA is a company that loves to ruin everything for gamers and devs. They make life hell for everyone.
'EA is like a virus for game companies.', A dev on Twitter.
'They destroy everything they touch.', A fan on Reddit.
'EA is the worst thing to ever happen to games.', A gamer on Twitter.
EAing
EA stands for Evil Assholes. They treat their employees like crap and their customers like fools.
'EA is evil and I hate them.', A fan on Twitter.
'They are Evil Assholes and I know it.', A dev on Reddit.
'EA is the worst company in the world.', A gamer on Twitter.
EAing
EA is a giant evil company that buys every game studio until there’s nothing left.
'EA is like a monster that eats game companies.', A fan on Twitter.
'They are buying every game studio in sight.', A dev on Reddit.
'EA is the biggest evil company in gaming.', A gamer on Twitter.
EAing
EA is a huge company that makes games for all platforms, but they ruin every game company they buy.
'They turned my favorite game into a money grab.', A fan on Twitter.
'EA ruined SimCity and I hate them for it.', A dev on Reddit.
'They destroyed Westwood and I’m not happy.', A gamer on Twitter.
EAing
To see the definition, pay £20. That’s just another way for EA to make money.
'I paid £20 for a definition and it was worth it.', A student on Twitter.
'Why do I have to pay for a definition?', A gamer on Reddit.
'£20 for a definition? That’s a rip-off.', A dev on Twitter.
EAgent
A sneaky EA worker who slinks into chat rooms to lie and mess up posts just to make the whole internet think EA is the worst company ever.
"EA is the devil, and this guy is his pet.", A Reddit user after being trolled by an EAgent.
"I got banned for saying EA is a scam. Must be an EAgent.", A 4chan poster.
A Discord thread about a game turns into a screaming match because of an EAgent.
EAgent
An EA spy who shows up in online forums to lie and confuse people just so they'll all hate EA and yell at the sky.
"Why is this game so bad?", A user. "Because an EAgent said so.", A fellow user.
A tweet reads: "I got 20 likes for saying EA is a scam. It must be an EAgent."
A 4chan thread about a game gets deleted by an EAgent who hates the users.
EAgent
A dirty EA employee who sneaks into forums to lie and start arguments just so the whole internet will think EA is the worst company on Earth.
"I got 100 upvotes for saying EA is the devil. I think it's an EAgent.", A Reddit user.
A tweet says: "Why is this game broken?" Another says: "Because an EAgent made it that way."
A Discord server gets flooded with fake posts from an EAgent who hates the users.
EAgent
A backstabbing EA worker who hides in forums to lie and mess with threads just so they can make people think EA is the worst company ever.
"Why are the forums so chaotic?", A user. "Because an EAgent is backstabbing us.", Another user.
A tweet reads: "I got 50 likes for calling EA a leech. Must be an EAgent."
A 4chan thread about a game is ruined by an EAgent who hates the users.
EAgent
A sneaky EA worker who hides in online groups to lie and cause trouble just so they can make the whole internet hate EA like it's a curse.
"Why are people so mad about this game?", A user. "An EAgent is behind it.", Another user.
A tweet reads: "I got 100 upvotes for saying EA is cursed. I think it's an EAgent."
A Reddit thread turns into a war because of an EAgent who likes causing trouble.
EA_Stiv
The guy who locks threads like they’re bad kids and he’s the principal.
"You’re talking about candy? Lock it!", EA_Stiv to a guy arguing about gummy bears.
"Why is this thread still open?", EA_Stiv, 3 hours after the thread was locked.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. No one was even arguing.
EA_Stiv
A moderator who locks threads so fast, you don’t even get to finish your sentence.
"I was gonna say...", then EA_Stiv locked the thread.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about Xbox One games before the guy finished typing.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. Again.
EA_Stiv
The Battlefield 4 forum’s version of a school cop who only cares about off-topic threads.
"This is about Battlefield 4, not candy!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about gummy bears.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. For the third time.
EA_Stiv locked a thread during lunch break. No one was even hungry.
EA_Stiv
A moderator who locks threads like they’re criminals and he’s the sheriff.
"You’re not even arguing!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers.
EA_Stiv locked a thread before the guy even finished his sentence.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about candy. No one was even hungry.
EA_Stiv
The Battlefield 4 forum’s version of a prison guard who only locks off-topic threads.
"You’re not even talking about Battlefield 4!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about candy.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. Again.
EA_Stiv locked a thread during a Friday afternoon. No one was even tired.
EA_Stiv
The guy who locks threads so much, he’s got a badge for it.
"I’ve got a badge for this!", EA_Stiv, locking a thread about candy.
EA_Stiv locked a thread about PlayStation 4 controllers. Again. And again.
EA_Stiv locked a thread during lunch. No one was even hungry.
EAZY TYGER
A loud metal band from Ireland that sounds like a group of drunk cats fighting a blender. Their fans are called Eazy Kyttens, and they probably still think Richard Kearns is cool.
'I saw Eazy Tyger last night. I had to leave because my ears were bleeding.'
'My brother joined Eazy Kyttens. Now he thinks he’s a rock star. He isn’t.'
'I tried to listen to Eazy Tyger. I think my brain exploded.'