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EAZY TYGER
A band from Ireland that sings like they’re all on too much caffeine and bad decisions. Their fans are Eazy Kyttens, and they probably still think Richard Kearns is the best thing since sliced bread.
'My mom is a Eazy Kyttens. She listens to Eazy Tyger and forgets I exist.'
'I asked my friend if he knew who Eazy Tyger was. He said, 'No, but I know Richard Kearns.'
'I walked into a room where Eazy Tyger was playing. I walked out with a headache.'
EAZY TYGER
A metal band from Ireland that sounds like a blender full of angry cats. Their fans are Eazy Kyttens, and they probably still think Richard Kearns is a god.
'I had to leave the Eazy Tyger concert because I couldn’t take the noise anymore.'
'My dog is a Eazy Kyttens. He howls at Eazy Tyger songs like they’re a personal attack.'
'I think Eazy Tyger is the worst band ever. I think Richard Kearns is a god.'
EAYOR
A warning that means you’re about to get yelled at by someone who’s had enough.
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A sign that says you’re going to be cursed by someone who’s had it up to here.
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A notice that you are about to get roasted by someone who’s had enough of your nonsense.
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A message that tells you you’re about to get a full-on rant from someone who’s been waiting for this.
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A flag that means you’re going to be yelled at by someone who’s had enough of your mess.
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A sign that says you’re about to be screamed at by someone who’s ready to explode.
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EAVUP
Chew a vag you poser (you probably got a debt to a shady pill pusher)
My buddy just EAVUP’d because he skipped out on his meth payments.
She EAVUP’d her ex after he stole her phone and her dignity.
He EAVUP’d the whole block because he couldn’t pay his rent.
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Lick a snatch you idiot (you probably got a loan from a creepy guy in a trench coat)
I EAVUP’d my cousin after he said my mom was ugly.
She EAVUP’d the guy who cheated on her with her best friend.
He EAVUP’d the pizza guy because he didn’t tip well.
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Suck a pussy you dummy (you probably owe a gang member some cash)
I EAVUP’d my brother after he took my last dollar.
She EAVUP’d the teacher who failed her on purpose.
He EAVUP’d the barista because he spilled coffee on his shirt.
EAUTIFUL
It means whatever you want it to mean, and if you say it loud enough, it becomes true
My mom said I was eautiful because I ate six burgers
My dog is eautiful because he poops on the neighbors
My teacher called me eautiful because I failed the test
EAUTIFUL
So beautiful it makes your brain hurt and your enemies cry
My crush is eautiful and also my enemy
The pizza was eautiful and I ate it all
My dog is eautiful and he barked at my brother
EATR hole
A hole you use to rub your taint with ease. Like it’s your job.
Just found my new office. It’s my eatr hole.
I don’t need a desk. I’ve got an eatr hole.
My boss says I’m slacking. I say I’m doing my eatr hole duties.
EATR hole
A fancy way to say you’ve got a hole for rubbin’ your butt. And you’re proud of it.
My eatr hole is my superpower. I can rub my taint and save the day.
I told my crush I had an eatr hole. He asked if it was a dating app.
My mom says I should use my eatr hole for homework.
EATR hole
When your hole is so good at rubbin’ your taint, it gets its own name. And it’s probably your favorite.
My eatr hole is better than my phone. I use it more.
I got a new nickname at school: The EATR Hole.
I told my teacher I needed a break. She said, 'Go use your eatr hole.'
EATNUF
A Singapore-born buttery snack that tastes like a food fight in your mouth. It's so good it makes you forget your own name.
My lunch break is now a religion. #EATNUF
I ate so much I got a second job. #EATNUF
This butter is my soulmate. #EATNUF
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The tiny jar that sits at your desk like a goldfish that won the lottery. You eat it when you're sad, angry, or just plain broke.
This jar is my emotional support animal. #EATNUF
I brought it to work and now I'm the boss. #EATNUF
It's the only thing keeping me from crying. #EATNUF
EATNUF
The thing that made ‘nuffing’ a real word. It’s so good it deserves its own dictionary entry and a standing ovation.
Nuffing is just a fancy way of saying ‘I’m full of EATNUF.’ #EATNUF
I ate so much I invented a new language. #EATNUF
This butter is the reason I don’t need a brain. #EATNUF
EATMN
Blowing air out my nose like I just smelled something gross and I hate it
I saw the lunch lady drop the meat on the floor and I EATMNed so hard I scared the principal
My little brother ate my pizza and I EATMNed him into the hallway
I EATMNed when my mom said I had to do my math homework again
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