EATMN
Snorting air out my nose like a angry dragon who just got roasted
I EATMNed when my brother took my last donut
I EATMNed so loud the teacher asked me if I was sick
I EATMNed when my dog ate my homework
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EATMN
Letting air out my nose like I just saw my worst enemy fail a test
I EATMNed when my friend failed the big math test
I EATMNed so hard I made my sister laugh
I EATMNed when my dad said I had to do chores all week
EATMN
Blowing air out my nose like I just got told I had to stay after school
I EATMNed when my teacher said I had to stay after school
I EATMNed so loud my neighbor called the cops
I EATMNed when my friend said I had to do his homework
EATMN
Snorting air out my nose like I just got told I had to eat a pickle
I EATMNed when my mom said I had to eat a pickle for dinner
I EATMNed so hard my dog ran away
I EATMNed when my teacher said I had to write an essay
EATM
It's like everyone and their mom showed up to flex their stupidest moves.
My cousin's whole family showed up to my birthday and took over the dance floor.
My mom brought her best friend's mom to the party just to show off.
At the concert, it was so packed that I couldn't even breathe without stepping on someone's feet.
EATM
Everyone and their mom came to make a mess of things.
The pizza place was trashed after the whole class showed up for lunch.
My brother's friend's mom showed up with six of her kids and a whole buffet.
At the movie, there was a full-on food fight between kids and their moms.
EATJIZ
When you board a plane and realize you’re stuck with the worst seat and the worst neighbor.
My seat was next to a guy who snored like a chainsaw. EATJIZ.
I got the window seat and the man next to me ate my entire sandwich. EATJIZ.
The flight attendant gave me a sandwich and I got stuck with the guy who screamed the whole time. EATJIZ.
EATJIZ
When your flight is like a prison and your seat is a torture chamber.
I was stuck in a seat so tiny I couldn’t even stretch my legs. EATJIZ.
The flight was delayed three times and the guy next to me kept talking. EATJIZ.
I got a sandwich and it was cold. EATJIZ.
EATJIZ
When you get on a plane and it’s like a nightmare you signed up for.
I boarded and the man next to me smelled like old pizza. EATJIZ.
The flight was two hours and it felt like forever. EATJIZ.
My seat was broken and the sandwich was worse. EATJIZ.
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When you bother your brother and he yells this at you like it’s the last thing he’ll ever say
Hey bro, where are you?
EATINGGTTGTTTFFFFFFFFFF
I’m gonna die from this
EATINGGGGGTGGGGGKDKDODNDNFKCKF
What your little sister says when you interrupt her snack time and she’s too busy being mad to talk properly
Can I have a chip?
EATINGGTTGTTTFFFFFFFFFF
I’m not talking to you
EATINGGGGGTGGGGGKDKDODNDNFKCKF
The thing your cousin texts you when you’re annoying and they’re too busy eating to say anything nice
Hey, wanna hang out?
EATINGGTTGTTTFFFFFFFFFF
I’m too busy eating to talk to you
EATHE
An Eathe is when you're so cool you could chill in a trash can and still be the king of the dumpster
My mom said I was an Eathe after I wore socks as gloves at school.
My cousin called me an Eathe because I ate the last slice of pizza.
My teacher said I was an Eathe because I drew on the whiteboard with my finger.
EATHE
To be an asshole by making up a word and acting like it means something important
My brother said 'eathe' and acted like it was a new language.
My friend called me an asshole for making up the word 'eathe.'
My teacher called me an asshole for using 'eathe' in my essay.
EATHE
Neither above nor below means you're stuck in the middle and everyone hates you for it
My mom said I was stuck in the middle and everyone hated me.
My friend said I was stuck between being cool and being weird.
My teacher said I was stuck between being smart and being dumb.
EATHE
Another way of saying love is when you're so into someone you'd rather die than stop talking to them
I said I loved her because I'd rather die than stop talking to her.
My friend said he loved his crush because he'd rather die than stop texting her.
My brother said he loved his dog because he'd rather die than stop feeding him.
EATEOT
EATEOT is like the worst nightmare of your brain melting into a puddle of confusion. It’s six albums that make you forget your own name and what a sandwich is.
I listened to EATEOT and now I think my mom is a toaster.
My dog just stared at me like I was the one who forgot everything.
I tried to remember my password and it was 'fluffy'.
EATEOT
EATEOT is the sound of your brain turning into a pile of glitter and regret. It’s the music that makes you forget your own face.
I finished EATEOT and now I don’t know who I am.
I tried to text my friend and sent a picture of a cat wearing a hat.
I thought my fridge was my brother.
EATEOT
EATEOT is the reason you forgot your own birthday and why your cat now thinks you are a piece of furniture.
I listened to EATEOT and now I live in a closet.
I tried to cook and burned my eyebrows off.
I thought my phone was my dad.
EATEOT
EATEOT is when your brain goes on a vacation and doesn’t come back for 6 whole albums. It’s like being stuck in a time loop of forgetfulness.
I listened to EATEOT and now I think my dog is a spaceship.
I tried to remember my password and it was 'milk' and I was confused.
I thought my house was a hotel.