EATJIZ

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When you board a plane and realize you’re stuck with the worst seat and the worst neighbor.

My seat was next to a guy who snored like a chainsaw. EATJIZ.

I got the window seat and the man next to me ate my entire sandwich. EATJIZ.

The flight attendant gave me a sandwich and I got stuck with the guy who screamed the whole time. EATJIZ.

When your flight is like a prison and your seat is a torture chamber.

I was stuck in a seat so tiny I couldn’t even stretch my legs. EATJIZ.

The flight was delayed three times and the guy next to me kept talking. EATJIZ.

I got a sandwich and it was cold. EATJIZ.

When you get on a plane and it’s like a nightmare you signed up for.

I boarded and the man next to me smelled like old pizza. EATJIZ.

The flight was two hours and it felt like forever. EATJIZ.

My seat was broken and the sandwich was worse. EATJIZ.