EB'n It

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EB'n It is when you’re so deep in the East Bay that you think the ocean is a parking lot and the sun is a cop giving you a ticket.

My cousin got EB'n It so bad he tried to fight a foghorn.

I was EB'n It when I thought the BART was a subway and not a lifeline.

My homie got EB'n It and tried to eat a hot dog at the beach like it was a taco.

EB'n It is when you’re stuck in the East Bay so hard you think the 580 is a river and the traffic is a curse from the devil.

My mom got EB'n It and tried to drive through a car wash like it was a tunnel.

I got EB'n It when I thought the 880 was a bus and not a highway.

My brother got EB'n It and tried to eat a burrito at the airport like it was a meal.

EB'n It is when you’re so lost in the East Bay you think the Oakland Coliseum is a spaceship and the Raiders are aliens taking over.

My friend got EB'n It and tried to talk to a streetlight like it was his best friend.

I got EB'n It and thought the BART was a spaceship and I was going to Mars.

My cousin got EB'n It and tried to eat a taco at the airport like it was a snack.