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Eabez

A human who thinks the universe is against them and still doesn’t know why.

She dropped her entire lunch on the floor and cried, 'Why me? Why now?'

He tried to explain why he was late and got told, 'You’re always late!' He still didn’t get it.

She got stuck in the elevator and said, 'This is the worst day ever!' No one disagreed.

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Eabez

The kind of person who thinks everything is a mystery and still doesn’t get it.

He asked, 'Why is the sky blue?' and no one had an answer.

She thought the teacher was talking to her when she wasn’t even in the class.

He asked if the moon was a real cookie and got told, 'No, it’s a planet.' He still didn’t get it.

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Eabez

A human who thinks life is a joke and still doesn’t know the punchline.

She told the teacher she was sick and got sent to the nurse. She still didn’t know what was wrong.

He thought the bell meant he could leave and didn’t even look at the time.

She tried to explain why she was late and got told, 'You’re always late!' She still didn’t get it.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eabaos

Eabaos means to eat a Barbie ass or something. It's like the girl version of Sandos, which is to suck a nigga dick or something.

My cousin said Eabaos after she bit a slice of pizza and it tasted like her ex's face.

My friend Eabaos'd her math teacher because he called her a ‘fatty’ in front of the whole class.

I Eabaos'd my mom when she tried to tell me to clean my room again.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eabaos

Eabaos is a big word for when a girl eats a Barbie ass or something. It's like the female version of Sandos, which is when a guy sucks a nigga dick or something.

My sister Eabaos'd her crush because he said her bra was too big.

At the party, I Eabaos'd my crush after he called me a ‘dumbass’.

I Eabaos'd my brother when he tried to steal my pizza.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eabaos

Eabaos is when a girl eats a Barbie ass or something. It's like the girl version of Sandos, which is when a guy sucks a nigga dick or something. Nicki Minaj used it in a song.

I Eabaos'd my teacher when he gave me a pop quiz on a Friday.

My friend Eabaos'd her mom when she said she was going to cut her hair.

I Eabaos'd my crush when he said my voice was ‘too loud’.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eabaos

Eabaos is a funny way to say a girl eats a Barbie ass or something. It's like the girl version of Sandos, which is when a guy sucks a nigga dick or something. Nicki Minaj used it in a song.

I Eabaos'd my brother when he said I was ‘too loud’.

My friend Eabaos'd her teacher when he made her do 100 push-ups.

I Eabaos'd my crush when he called me a ‘fatass’.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eabaos

Eabaos is when a girl eats a Barbie ass or something. It's the female version of Sandos, which is when a guy sucks a nigga dick or something. Nicki Minaj used it in a song.

I Eabaos'd my mom when she said I was ‘too messy’.

My friend Eabaos'd her crush after he said her hair was ‘too curly’.

I Eabaos'd my teacher when he gave me a pop quiz on a Friday.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaasterbergland

The moon the government hides from everyone so they can keep their stupid secrets

My teacher said the moon is fake. I said it's Eaasterbergland.

I told my mom the moon is a secret. She said I was full of crap.

My friend drew the moon as a giant secret. I called it Eaasterbergland.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaasterbergland

A big fake moon that the government made up to trick dumb people

My dad thinks the moon is real. I told him it's a fake called Eaasterbergland.

I saw the moon and said, 'That’s Eaasterbergland, you idiot.'

My brother thought the moon was a pizza. I said it's Eaasterbergland.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaasterbergland

The moon that the government keeps hidden so people don’t know they’re being lied to

My teacher said the moon was a secret. I said it's Eaasterbergland.

I told my friend the moon was a fake. He called it Eaasterbergland.

I told my sister the moon was a cover-up. She said it was Eaasterbergland.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaan

A big brother who’s cool until he loses his mind and starts cussing like a sailor. He’ll call you a dumbass, but later he’ll save your life.

Eaan yelled, 'You’re a total idiot!' then helped me cheat on a test.

He told me I was a 'pathetic loser' but drove me to school when I got in trouble.

He swore at me for 10 minutes, then bought me pizza.

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Eaan

Your older brother who acts like he’s better than you, but when you need help, he’s there. Just don’t make him mad.

He said I was 'worse than a baby' but helped me with my math homework.

He called me 'a waste of oxygen' but showed up when I got grounded.

He cussed me out for losing his phone, then gave me his spare.

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Eaan

A bro who will punch your lights out if you don’t respect him, but later he’ll help you with your problems. Don’t test him.

He punched me in the gut for calling him a 'weirdo' but later helped me with my project.

He said I was 'the worst' but gave me his lunch when I was hungry.

He yelled at me for messing up his room, then let me stay over.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaaaya

What your face makes when someone pinches you like a rotten tomato

My cousin pinched me so hard I made a sound like a broken kazoo.

I heard Eaaaya from my brother when he pinched my cheek like it was a pizza dough.

My mom pinched me and I screamed Eaaaya like I was being tortured.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaaaya

The noise you make when someone grabs your face and squeezes it like a stress ball

My dad pinched me and I let out an Eaaaya like I was being squished by a robot.

My friend pinched my face and I made an Eaaaya so loud the whole class turned around.

I got pinched by my sister and I did an Eaaaya like I was being punished by a demon.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaaaya

The scream you make when someone grabs your face and twists it like a cheeseburger

My mom pinched me and I did an Eaaaya like I was being eaten by a crocodile.

My brother squeezed my face and I screamed Eaaaya like I was in a horror movie.

My friend pinched me so hard I did an Eaaaya like I was being tortured by a goat.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaaaaaaaaa

this is when my classmate lets out a scream so loud it sounds like a goat being hit by a car, and he does it just to trick the teacher into thinking he’s having a massive orgasm in math class.

EAAAaaaAaaaAAaaAaaAaaA

EAAAAAaaaAaaaAaaaA

EAAAAAaaaAaaaAaaaAaaaA

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaaaaaaaaa

my classmate yells this sound like he’s being stabbed with a cheese grater, and he does it every time he thinks the teacher isn’t looking, just to mess with us.

EAAAAAaaaAaaaAaaaA

EAAAaaaAaaaAaaaAaaaA

EAAAAAaaaAaaaAaaaAaaaA

by Slangipedia 18d ago

Eaaaaaaaaa

this is the sound my classmate makes when he thinks he’s being cool, but it’s just him trying to pretend he’s having a huge climax in the middle of algebra.

EAAAAAaaaAaaaAaaaA

EAAAaaaAaaaAaaaA

EAAAAAaaaAaaaAaaaA

by Slangipedia 18d ago