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The purest form of cluelessness, like a kid who thinks pizza is a vegetable and still gets yelled at for it.
My cousin asked if the sky was made of chicken nuggets. I didn’t even bother to answer.
She tried to explain why the sun was out at night. I just stared at her like she had three heads.
He thought the teacher was mad at him because he wore socks with sandals. He had no idea what was going on.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who thinks the world is a giant game show and still loses at the easiest level.
She bet her entire lunch money on a coin flip and lost. No one felt sorry for her.
He tried to negotiate with the vending machine like it was a person.
She thought the test was a prank and didn’t study at all. Got a zero and cried in the hallway.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of person who thinks getting yelled at is a compliment and still believes it.
He got called out for talking during math class and said, 'I was just sharing my thoughts!'
She was told she was the worst at art and replied, 'I was just being creative!'
He got sent to the principal’s office and said, 'I didn’t know I was supposed to be quiet!'
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who thinks the universe is against them and still doesn’t know why.
She dropped her entire lunch on the floor and cried, 'Why me? Why now?'
He tried to explain why he was late and got told, 'You’re always late!' He still didn’t get it.
She got stuck in the elevator and said, 'This is the worst day ever!' No one disagreed.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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The kind of person who thinks everything is a mystery and still doesn’t get it.
He asked, 'Why is the sky blue?' and no one had an answer.
She thought the teacher was talking to her when she wasn’t even in the class.
He asked if the moon was a real cookie and got told, 'No, it’s a planet.' He still didn’t get it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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A human who thinks life is a joke and still doesn’t know the punchline.
She told the teacher she was sick and got sent to the nurse. She still didn’t know what was wrong.
He thought the bell meant he could leave and didn’t even look at the time.
She tried to explain why she was late and got told, 'You’re always late!' She still didn’t get it.
by Slangipedia 14d ago
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